sweater

A garment worn by children when their mother is cold.

"Timmy, there is a chill out, put on a sweater."

"But I'm not cold..."

by KPalicz January 4, 2007

Russo swerve

Any time a wrestling angle takes a shocking, unexpected and senseless twist. Can be applied to the real world any time something completely unexpected (and absurd) happens. Named after pro wrestling writer Vince Russo, who made this completely random form of plot twist commonplace during his time in the WWE, and to an even greater extent during his time in WCW, where he used the Russo Swerve so much that it was considered shocking when a Russo Swerve DIDN'T occur.

*Kenmore delivery man comes to the door*

Kenmore Guy: Here's the fridge you ordered, sir

*brings a huge box into the house*

You: Ah, wonderful! This new refrigerator will look lovely with my East Indian dinette set! Open the box, and let's take a look at it!

*Kenmore guy opens up the box to reveal a donkey*

Kenmore guy: It's a Russo swerve! *runs away*

You: WTF?

Donkey: HEE HAW

by jasonisjericho December 10, 2008

sweater

A term for foreskin.

I still have my sweater.
Sweater gang.

by xX_LordGaben69_Xx January 19, 2021

Sweater Vest Friday

A requirement of all Cross Country teams, Sweater Vest Friday is when all the male members of a Cross Country (abbreviated XC) team must dress in their most hideous sweater vests (normally with argile and/or plaid patterns, with un-matching shorts) and subsequently take a group photo after school before practice which will then be placed
on Facebook with the entire team tagged with their vests on. The female members of the team ARE permitted to be in the photo, but are denied the right to wear a sweater vest, and must instead wear their nicest dress/skirt.

Sweater Vest Friday normally occurs on the Friday before the first invitational (XC Meet) of the season. If someone forgets their sweater vest or chooses not to wear it, they will be considered outcasts and will be made fun of, or called the name Noodle/Fisty or N*****.

Daniel: "I can't wait to dress up in my sweater vest and take a picture with all the hot XC girls/guys so people can know how cool our team is!!!"

Chris: "Fuck yea, I love sweater vest friday. Let's all twenty of us guys get in my car and rock out to some music even though there are only five seats!"

Dylan: "Noodle, N*****, Where the fuck are your sweater vests!?!"

Noodle: "I forgot"

N*****:"Sweater vests are for queers!"

Jason: "Go get the water you freshman!!!"

Noodle/N*****:"FML!!!"

by AnnoyedXbox360Guy September 6, 2011

curve your swerve

The act of curving your swerve to that which is desirable

Dude: "Curve your swerve, man."

by That one dude guy. February 14, 2012

Sweater Bulls

1.) Breast that are similar to sweater cows, but much larger in size.

2.) Extremely large breasts that are a luxury to any man that can handle them.

Boy 1: Have you seen the size of Mary's sweater cows?
Boy 2: Forget her man! Rachel has some Sweater Bulls!

by Blue Devil of the Year November 21, 2009

sweater weather

a total normal song bi a band called “The Neighbourhood”

perosn 1: hey what music do you listen to?
person 2: my favourite song is sweater weather
person 1: cool i like girl in red
person 2: wanna date?

by PENlS SLAYER January 16, 2021