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Surfacism

The belief that something of close resemblance, popularity, or attraction holds more value or credibility than something else.

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John: Going to Venus and possible colonizing it is far more plausible than colonizing Mars.

Jill: No way! The colonization of Mars has been talked about for decades and now Elon Musk is on board.

John: Don't succumb to surfacism Jill!

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Tamra: You didn't give Terrence the job because he was black?

Andres: I thought African American's tended to be less productive, so I gave it to Kyle instead.
by Incendio September 11, 2018
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Surfacing

The act of touching or gently rubbing a females’s asshole in a non-penetrative manner during penetrative vaginal sex. Common variants include rubbing the asshole with your thumb during doggystyle or with your middle finger when she’s grinding on top. Spit or other light lubrication is recommended as it is often considered a gateway drug to penetrative anal activities.
After a few months of surfacing, Brie was eager to graduate to shallowing or to even dare taking his cock fully in her ass.
by Sleepless in Madrid July 21, 2024
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Surface level

Teacher asks question
Amy: I don't know like
Teacher: That's such a surface level answer
by badbebee November 1, 2022
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Surface putter

Someone who, instead of putting things away (ie: keys, purses, loose change, etc), puts them on any flat surface. The accumulation of such items usually results in the creation of a DOOM box.
"The dining room table is so cluttered with random items because my wife is a surface putter. I'm fixin' to make her a DOOM box."
by firepitt September 29, 2022
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surface-rubbing

Surface rubbing can refer to:

1.) Copying somebody's music style; biting, but to a far larger extent - rather than replicating their style, like what happened to autotuning, the music sounds almost identical.

2.) Trying to replicate someone's way of life.

3.) Try to become a higher social status by replicating someone's behavior, thought to be edgy or cool.
Example for definition No. 1:

"Yo, bob! Did you see that? BigBoiDuck bit my rap style!"

"Nah, man! He just surface-rubbed you, his beat, voice, and even lyrics are nearly the same as yours."

"Shit, I need to sue him!"

Example for definition No. 2:

"Bro, I'm the only one in the universe who eats waffles upside-down."
"Not anymore. Penny Beanstock just surface-rubbed you, he eats waffles upside-down like you."
"Such a shovel."

Example for definition No. 3:

"That new guy at our carwash - Steffen Cockson - he's surface-rubbing me, don't you think?"
"Yeah, he used to be shy and now he's trying to be crazy like you! Totally surface-rubbing!"
by YoHomeBoiKiwi44 February 27, 2018
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surface mount

When you blow your load on any surface and pushe someone on to the sticky puddle
When we were done banging I surface mounted Kim to her counter.
by DumDumDugan December 21, 2016
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Jizzing on the Sea Surface

When something is so hot, your semen spills everywhere onto the sea surface.
Oh man thats so orgasmic! i’m jizzing on the sea surface
by AmazingJuniorBros February 5, 2021
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