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stiffie

the state a guy gets when sexually aroused; penis fills with blood and stands straight up and often makes a bulge through pants; boxers, etc. especially embarrasing for teenage boys who are turned on frequently and can't seem to control their boners
She was so hot that I popped a stiffie right there in class.
by Drexelsage January 2, 2004
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Triple Stuffed

When a person is penetrated by three penises at the same time.
See dat ho? Me and Leroy, and my dog triple stuffed that bitch last month.
by Xerobull November 29, 2002
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Stuffing the turkey

When you put your penis and testicles in your significant others anus.
Get ready because I’m gonna start stuffing the turkey baby.
by Richbitchjr October 5, 2018
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Stuffed Turkey

A stuffed turkey basically starts as a threesome with one guy getting head from a girl while another guy is getting the girl doggystyle in the pooper. The stuffed turkey happens when one of the guys gets off in the girls mouth at the same time the other guy gets off in her asshole.
After Amber received the stuffed turkey, she couldn't figure out which hole to wipe out first.
by Ole Chiddie Chad September 19, 2008
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stufficating

When a person has too many things crammed into their home/apartment/car, to the point where you/they cannot breathe (metaphorically-speaking).
"Guy's place is stufficating with all this crap everywhere."
by Chriz01840 December 26, 2008
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Stuffing the turducken

The act of putting a chicken inside of a duck, which is then stuffed inside a turkey.

The act of masturbating, especially when done in a kitchen or butcher shop.
Every year the hardest part of preparing the Thanksgiving feast is the act of stuffing the turducken.

Trevor's mom screamed in terror when she walked into the kitchen and saw him stuffing the turducken.
by Boycetastrophy October 25, 2010
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Muffin Stuffing

When a male or female suffering from muffin top continuously adjusts their pants and undergarments over their hips to stuff the muffin.
by Jeff L & Meghan M January 29, 2010
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