Stroker's dilemma

The situation one faces when deciding whether or not to stroke and if so, for how long. It is usually present when another more important activity should supersede stroking, but one wants to make time for stroking nonetheless. It is more commonly encountered during the day (when one has more to do) than at night for those who are not nocturnal.

I resolved my stroker's dilemma by affirming to myself that it's a normal and healthy activity - like eating or sleeping. I'll catch the next train.

by goyo May 2, 2017

Soap Stroker

A term to describe one who masturbates in the shower.

"Josh got married and now hes a fuckin' soap stroker."

by hairydolphin217 May 20, 2020

Comeback STROKER

Dick Stroke so good that you gotta have it again.

I got that comeback stroker.

by anonymous March 24, 2021

wiggly stroker

When someone jerks off a flaccid penis

My boyfriend really likes a wiggly stroker for some odd reason

by TBanger69 December 20, 2016

Mid-stroker croaker

The term used for releasing flatulence (also known as farting) in the middle of masturbating.

Person 1: I experienced a mid-stroker croaker last night, totally threw off my mood.

by Sebmin July 30, 2023

Sunway Stroker

The action of an Asian man to masturbate and ejaculate in his university's library in the area with the most foot traffic whilst having Disney princesses on his computer screen.

"Dude ever seen the Sunway Stroker?"

by sunwaystroker June 9, 2025

silver stroker

jerkmate ranked levels 'silver' named 'silver stroker'

"Yo bro I leveled up on jerkmate ranked"
"What rank"
"Silver stroker"

by goonmaster449 February 12, 2025