The Stranger Punch

The act of sitting on your hand until numb followed by a punch to your chick's head during sex (or anal). The effect is to protect your hand from any potential pain. In order to accomplish this, know the stranger and the donkey punch.

donkey punch the stranger

Cool guy: Bro I did the stranger punch on my girl last night!

Cool guy's friend: Sick! How's your hand?

Cool guy: No pain at all!

by Enlicensed April 6, 2009

don't be a stranger

Don't forget about me/Call me sometime

"See ya later"

"Ok, but don't be a stranger"

by CoCo September 20, 2003

reverse stranger

Using an anesthetic agent to create a numbing sensation over the users penis to still allow erection, but dismiss any feeling in the area. This allows the user to masturbate his penis without any feeling creating a sensation that the user is jacking off another person.

Thomas is not openly gay, therefore he must use the reverse stranger in order to feel like he still with another man, and get the pleasure he wants at the same time.

by Sealclubber March 21, 2008

the stranger

Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

Me and Mr. Dick met The Stranger last night. It was amazing.

by Dirty Sex Vernacular May 22, 2003

The Inverted Stranger

Note The Stranger:
The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

The Inverted Stranger:
The act of riding your bicycle for so long that your junk falls asleep, and proceeding to punishish the hobbit. This will give the sensation of jerking off another's junk.

After a long bike ride, there's nothing I like better than to come home, open a brew and pretend I'm jerking off Bronson Pinchot. The inverted stranger with the perfect stanger.

by TheJoel May 3, 2006

stranger crush

n. a crush on someone you see all the time, but do not actually know personally. Their name may be known, but they are usually refer to by some sort of nickname. Also see, nanocrush

1. I have a total stranger crush on the chick that works at the record store.

2. I saw "Orange Ipod boy" on the bus again today. God I have such a stranger crush on him!

by a_wrighter March 24, 2009

stranger danger

A weird person who wants to hang out with you before you even know them. Also this is a common term for the type of person who might try to kidnap a child.

Watch out for stranger danger, he's coming up behind you.

by steviec February 27, 2004