stool stabber

A homosexual male who pounds another mans shit so fiercly that he is not a stool pusher, but even worse, a stool stabber.

Back in Costa Rica Tom was the most feared stool stabber in the prison system.

by General Jizz August 17, 2006

stoolchoker

1. A quantity of fecal matter that is sufficient enough to prevent the normal operation of a flush toilet (A pile of shit you lay that makes your toilet flood when you flush it).

2. A person that creates enough shit in one sitting to plug up a toilet.

1. Phew! You'd better get a plunger to take care of that stoolchoker I just laid in there.

2. You goddamn stoolchoker! You get the plunger and take care of it, you asshole!

by KenPone April 3, 2003

stool wax

The semen that is produced when ever one masturbates on a stool.

Friend 1: Did you hear Alex wacked off on his stool last night
Friend 2: Gross!

Friend 1: Yeah he told me he produced a lot of stool wax
Friend 2:*pukes*
Friend 1:*also pukes*

by Hayessm4 May 11, 2018

Stoley

(n.) A stolen vehicle, most often a car

Damn that dude hit 4 speedbumps going 40 mph, must be in a stoley.

by fortress123 January 5, 2021

Wiggle stool

Wiggle stools are these nifty little stools with uneven bases so that the chair wiggles around a lot. You can often find wiggle stools in lower grade classrooms or in the class of the teacher who thinks that she is « cool ». These stools are often referred to as high stools, not for their height but for the feeling of being high one often receives when sitting on such stools because they are uneven and not stable. They come in a large variety of Colors.

Person 1: dude I didn’t take drugs but I still feel high
Person 2: oh dude must be Wiggle stool

by _PBJAM May 20, 2021

Kevin Stoley

A character from the show South Park. He is the best character in the entire show and is amazing. If you don't like him i hate you

Person 1:Have you seen Kevin Stoley in the new episode?

Person 2:Yeah he's amazing!

by aisjeowokakeje April 6, 2022

three stooges

When you slap a woman's breasts like Moe slaps Larry and Curly. A swipe from the side, hitting one boob then the other. Then back the other way. Then tapping the top quickly while saying "Woopwoopwoop" with an optional "Why I oughta".

Tyler was so much fun in bed last night. He gave me the three stooges until my nipples were rock-hard and then fucked me to multiple orgasms.

by Senator Daschle January 25, 2010