Stoned

Where you think all the stoners are trying to mass communicate through urban dictionary. And you're meant to be reading this now because you are stoned. You'll know what it means. And you're stuck trying to make a decision andyouforgot what you just wrote. So the decision is to go to sleep even though you know there's something profound here. Everything must be urgently.....forgot.

Im stoned now, so I'm pretty sure im stuck here. In this reality.

by Furbed March 18, 2015

Stoned

the state of having Rocked the Ganj

Fuck that shit Im to god damned stoned to steal a stopsign

by The Western Wind February 21, 2003

stoned

N: see high. the state of being one is in after smoking marijuana. generally characterized by hunger, bad short term memory and spacing out, in addition to feelings of elation, hysteria and laziness. overall, a very good feeling.

man, i went to work so stoned yesterday.

by mells February 15, 2005

stoned

a state where a person wants 2 piss but doesnt have the courage to get up from the floor.

i got stoned after a blunt n wsnt able to get up for an hour.

by babanash June 27, 2006

Stoned

After having smoked so much weed, that you giggle for a while, and then eat a lot and then went to bed.

where were you while we were getting high?

by alex December 5, 2003

stones

1. Testicles
2. Small rocks
3. English pennies (100th of a pound). Can also represent an American cent.

1. "Wanker, you kicked me in my stones"
2. "Wow check out these stones, let's go stone me a pedo"
3. "Mate, can I chafe 50 stones"

by Slim Jim 3:16 March 19, 2005

Stoned

The art of dying by geology.

After a heavy night of drinking and careless sex, my parents found out the following day; so I got stoned.

by Maldonado June 30, 2005