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Stockton

noun:

1. An activity that will potentially get one maimed or killed despite warning(s) from experts or others.
John's daredevil behavior at the cliff's edge was a classic case of "Stockton."
by stewartmark June 23, 2023
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stockton junior high

Stockton junior high is just hell and hella wild this school has like 6 fights each week and hella toxic relationships and pregnant girl

conroe,tx*
person 1: yk stockton junior high
person 2: yes
person 1: ik like 10 people were fighting in the floor in the main hallway
person 2:ik i was fighting there LMFAO
person 1: get tf out of me u fucking psycho
by stockton junior high conroe tx November 2, 2021
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Stockton Glass Cleaner

When you are getting head, and before you finish you pull out and nut on her glasses. You then proceed to use your dick as a windshield wiper and smear the cum all over her glasses.
Katie kept her glasses on in bed last night so I gave her the Stockton Glass Cleaner.
by Mega mine 209 October 30, 2025
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Stockton

Conducting an activity that will potentially get you maimed or killed despite warning(s) from experts or others.
John's daredevil behavior at the cliff's edge was a classic case of "Stockton."
by stewartmark June 23, 2023
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smooth stockton

applying a mixture of cornstarch lube and carmex to a womans asshole. it is said to give a more intense/erotic feel to anal sex
similar to a burning stockton but adapted for the much cooler desert nights.

JANE: I love anal sex but I hate the way it makes my asshole chap like it does.

STACEY: You know Jane you should really try a smooth stockton. It works great as a lube and it also helps condition and moisturize your butt pucker.

JANE: Oh, thanks Stacey. I cant wait to try that out.
by headgoat September 27, 2011
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Stockton University

A university in South Jersey that's surrounded by the Pine Barrens and a little ol' town called Galloway. There isn't much to do in the general proximity of the campus besides spend extortionate amounts of money on gas, food, and whatever boring old white person crap they have in Atlantic City. The cops on campus are a joke which is great because the trails around the university are great for smoking with friends. Students are mostly commuters who hate their major and are stuck in an infinite loop because the preceptors suck at getting people to graduate on time. All the trashy students go to Pitney Pub on Wednesday night and then complain on YikYak because they have nothing better to do with their lives. The higher ups at Stockton pretend they aren't racist but will literally do nothing about blatant discrimination from professors. At least they have some diverse organizations and departments on campus. In the end, Stockton is exactly what you'd expect from a cozy college in South Jersey.
I went to Stockton University and all I got was this lousy degree.
by rickbone1055 August 3, 2023
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Stockton Syndrome

A Syndrome named after OceanGate CEO 'Stockton Rush' after the June 18th incident of the 'Titan' submersible

Stockton Syndrome: To show all forms of arrogance and dismissing factual criticism and information because it hinders a certain personal goal making the individual blinded by their own goal and expectation

This may also be a cause of the Ikea Effect
I'm assuming he has Stockton Syndrome by the way he is acting
by LePost James July 4, 2023
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