stealth pooh

The mysterious ability girls develop in long term relationships to pooh without smell or sound so that you never, ever, on pain of death catch them laying cable.

(to girlfriend in bathroom) "Hey honey, you gonna be long in there?"
"No sweetie, just flossing"
(to himself) "Yeah right, taking a stealth pooh more like"

by Steveo-W February 19, 2008

stealth ipod

being able to listen to music or watch movies on your ipod during school classes

also known as stealth ipoding

guy 1: hey dude how much did physics today suck!

guy 2: didnt really notice i was watching a movie on my ipod

guy 1: man, your awesome at stealth ipoding

by gracieloup March 5, 2010

Stealth Hoe

When your partner comes off like the nicest person in the world, but really hoes around behind your back. The moment you catch them doing anything in a hoe manner, they try to pull it off like nothing ever happened even when you and her both know the truth.

Wow would you take a look at her! She's the nicest person in the world! No she isn't... watch her closely she's a stealth hoe!

by thegodofgods December 7, 2010

stealth whale

When a slutty fat girl uses the " Myspace/facebook " Camera pose to make herself look thin, but in reallity shes a beast !

Beki Eaton Is a stealth whale

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Whale Surfacing

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by Stealthwhaler August 14, 2011

Stealth Dip

Slipping it in while she is still asleep

The girlfriend was out for the count and I was feeling the urge so had a quick stealth dip without disturbing her.

by Antwerp86 February 13, 2019

Stealth cunt

The art of extreme cuntness so refined one does not even realize they have been gutted and left to bleed.

Oh I like her. Dhe is so nice and really cares about me. Bitch you dont even know that stealth cunt just took your dog, your man your last coke, and she is coming to your house tomorrow night for dinner because you invited her.

by Snapperkoc July 18, 2019

Stealth Nut

A sealth nut happens when your gf/wife is unable to satisfy you sexually so you bust a nut while she is next to you in bed without her knowledge. This is incredibly difficult to pull off however it can be done.

E's wife was on her period so he busted a stealth nut. Legendary.

by HolySip September 29, 2019