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status texting

When someone texts you completely random and/or insignificant information only pertaining to themselves, as if they were updating their Facebook status.
Lauren (via text): I'm taking pictures at my sister's wedding!!!
Grace (via text): Please, no status texting. Save that shit for Facebook.
by wecomefromstars June 6, 2010
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Complete Global Saturation

1. What will be ensured if the Uroboros Virus is released into the atmosphere.

2. Refers to brutally jabbing your fist through someone's stomach.

3. What to say before utterly destroying/pwning/raping an opponent.

Can also be shorted to "saturation" or "saturated".
Albert Wesker: "Uroboros will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION. BLEEEHHHHH... *jabs hand through Chris Redfield's stomach*"

Players who fail the final button pressing cutscene of Resident Evil 5 will be well acquanted with this scene.
by CripChillinz1 May 2, 2009
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like Jordans on Saturday

Describes a hot, desirable, much anticipated item; an item that one would go to great lengths to obtain. Original usage referred to Michael Jordan's signature basketball shoes, which are released on Saturdays. Long lines of people hoping to be the first on the block to sport the new Jays can form outside shoe stores early on Saturday mornings.
You're like Jordans on Saturday, I gotta have you and I cannot wait.
by TronaNon January 21, 2008
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Saturday

The day of the week that is reserved for the boys.
Saturday, it's for the boys
by Theboyzarebackintown May 22, 2017
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Statue Toppler

Someone who sees knocking down statues of morally questionable historical figures as productive in the fight for equality.
"Smoking Marijuana is Cultural Appropriation"
"Crikey! Statue Topplers, ay?"
by Kizza7984 October 16, 2020
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status police

someone mean or cynical that comments on one's status update on Facebook
*Person 1* Rest in Peace buddy
*status police* likes this
*status police* too bad you didn't know him

*Person 2* is still doing summer work
*status police* haha sucks for you
by kulas1260 August 13, 2009
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Statue of Reception

when you're sending a text message and you lose the last bar of service and you raise your arm up like the Statue of Liberty in hopes of catching just enough signal to complete the text transaction.
Doug- DUDE! I'm sexting Jessica and I just lost service!
Tom- Put your arm in the air! Hurry!
Fred- Statue of Reception, nice.
Tom- Works every time..
by meetgeorgejetson August 20, 2009
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