Starbucks Close

A non-exact unit of measurement used to describe the distance between two places that are convienently close to each other. Derived from the fact that Starbucks coffee shops are built so close together, the distance between one Starbucks and the next is incredibly short.

Person 1: "This house party sucks. Let's hit up that bar on Main, find some sluts."

Person 2: "Is it close by here?"

Person 1: "Oh, dude, super close."

Person 2: "How close?"

Person 1: "Like, Starbucks Close."

Person 2: "Fuck it, let's roll."

by Shullie February 7, 2010

Starbucks Shitageddon

When you drink at Starbucks after using an Antibiotic, and ending up taking a shit for the next sixteen years.

"Holy shit, I think I just had a Starbucks Shitageddon last night."

by Captain Cocksocks April 21, 2010

starbucks queen

A white girl that is addicted to starbucks, every time you see her she has starbucks

That white girl is a starbucks queen

by wjn April 25, 2015

Starbucks daddy

A guy who gives you free Starbucks or Starbucks gift cards

Girl 1 why do you have Starbucks I thought you were broke

Girl 2 I have a Starbucks daddy he gives me Starbucks whenever I want

by Forrealz27 February 14, 2017

Starbucks Porn

Simple as the name is, porn that involves a Starbucks kink. This type of porn is popular among basic bitches s it involves all their favourite Starbucks beverages.

Damn that was some kinky Starbucks Porn, she had a whole frappucino up her vag.

by WHatspoppinJimbo October 9, 2017

Brick Starbucks

(Verb) (to brick Starbucks)
A term used to describe the action of getting coffee. Used in the context of a café or some other kind of coffee-serving establishment.

“Do you wanna brick Starbucks with me next Saturday?”

by A helpful Gay July 19, 2020

make your dad buy you starbucks day

October 13 is National make your dad buy you starbucks day! a national holiday that is fun for all kids and teens...

Hey Billy!

Hey Sarah!

Did you know today is national make your dad buy you starbucks day?-Billy
I did not! Thanks for telling me! I am going to make my dad buy it for me right now!-sarah

by thedopequeeen October 7, 2018