Squashed tomato

To put it simple: a penis that is wider than it is long.

Holy shit dude! That guy has a squashed tomato!

by Bojojo1 July 14, 2011

Squishee

An old person, espescially one that has become saggy and, well, squishy.

I would have been here earlier, but I got stuck behind a Squishee doing 45 in a 60 zone.

by Dean Bolton February 21, 2009

squisher

squisher = the best guy ever

shiznizzle is the best squisher

by SHIZNIT December 23, 2003

squasheded

when u put a hat on and it flattens ur hair!

take your hat of or your hair will be squisheded

by anon September 27, 2003

squishenna

Chubby faced

You have a Squishenna

by Bandit859 May 31, 2019

Squashed

The destroying of any member of the squash family on an enemy's porch, car, house, etc.

Bro!! Shawndiqua was bein too bitchy...so i squashed the shit outta her.

by edwardsvillenigga November 10, 2010

squashed face

1. A face exhibiting the qualities of something flat.
2. A face made entirely out of the harvest vegetable, squash
3. A face that has been hit repeatedly (and flattened; see definition 1) by a squash raquet

Norma's mother has a squashed face
Poor lady...

by Tony the Bandit December 2, 2007