m: whoa, did you pee or squirt?
M: do you enjoy squirting?
F: yes your doing it right:) but go harder and faster this time. I love your 'palm job technique.' My friends need to Google it.
M: do you enjoy squirting?
F: yes your doing it right:) but go harder and faster this time. I love your 'palm job technique.' My friends need to Google it.
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Do I really need to define this? Those who scream while squirting. Whilst engaging a lady sexually, upon climax the female expels a burst of fluids accompanied by a series of ear piercing screams.
"My initial presumption was incorrect as the timid young lady I met at the library turned out to be a squirtin' screamer. We totally plowed!"
by pepe silvia January 9, 2010
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Get the Squirting Jeremiah mug.When you go out and the only girls you can hook-up with are the ones no one else will touch with a 10 foot pole.
Guy 1: Dude. How was the party last night. Any hotties?
Guy 2: A few, but I struck out with all of them.
Guy 1: Oh. So it was a game of solitaire for you last night.
Guy 2: Nah. I got mega-trashed and went home with this hairy, "big-boned" midget with a couple teeth missing. Man, good thing my memory is a bit hazy from last night.
Guy 1: DUDE!!! Slurping the dregs!
Guy 2: A few, but I struck out with all of them.
Guy 1: Oh. So it was a game of solitaire for you last night.
Guy 2: Nah. I got mega-trashed and went home with this hairy, "big-boned" midget with a couple teeth missing. Man, good thing my memory is a bit hazy from last night.
Guy 1: DUDE!!! Slurping the dregs!
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Get the squircling mug.Some women(often the most unlikely)can produce vast quantities of female lovejuice during sex.The whores love showing off but the funniest are the shy types who insist they must have wet themselves and try to hide in the wardrobe.
"She was a real squirting queen!Never mind the sheets it took 3 days for the matress to bloody dry!!"
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