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Squirmy Banshee

The act of slapping your girlfriend after being rejected for anal sex. Then you take a bananna while she is sleeping, shove it in her ass until she squirms and screams like a banshee.
I tried to give my girl a squirmy banshee but I ran out of banannas so I used a cucumber.
by Bocaj and Noremac November 13, 2011
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Squirty girdle

A sexual act in wich a woman takes a large amount of laxitives and empties her bowels into a skin tight girdle until it over flows and squirts our onto their sexual partner.
“Dude you let her give you a squirty girdle?!”
by Somniphobia_- November 30, 2022
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Squirlybird

My dear dear aunts special word that can basically be used in any text!
Ack! u stupid squirlybird!
I wuff u, squirlybird!
HAHA! WUTTA SQUIRLYBIRD!
WHOOT!
by Miranda ;) February 12, 2004
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Squirty V

The drink of choice at the Norris Lakehouse, and of Jean's grandma. A delightful mixture of vodka and (Diet) Squirt.
"Hey Joe, we're out of gin."

"That's fine...pour me a Squirty V."
by Hi80sDensity August 10, 2013
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squirgy

squirg•y

Adj. squirg•i•er, squirg•i•est

A term of great endearment used to describe a person possessing two of the best qualities one can have: squishiness and clerginess.
That Aug is very squirgy! I bet she never wears pants around the house!
by Kia Soul-less April 25, 2017
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squirmy spooning

Similar to spooning but additional movement is added. But falls shy of being considered humping or other sexual activities.
It was late and we were comfortably spooning. But then something clicked and we were squirmy spooning.
by johnQJohnny September 7, 2017
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Squirtyness

The uniquely female ability to forcefully gush all over their lover’s face/body/bedsheets, etc
I will work hard to make you Queen me and see the true power of your squirtyness
by xsycookies May 8, 2018
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