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squashed onion

A supreme being, typically a roadman who is claimed to be legendary. It is said that dodgerlynch is the only true squashed onion and if you call anyone a squashed onion they are probably an alpha male with high supremecy
Ever heard of dodgerlynch
Yeah, he is a proper squashed onion
by Felix kjeillburg May 1, 2019
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Squashed muffins

Used as an insult for a girl who is flat

Is very offensive
Boy:”wow she has some squashed muffins
Girl:”Bitch wtf
by Gduashxhwi June 11, 2020
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Squash Pit

In a concert or gig, the area in a crowd towards the front barrier where the crowd is too packed together to move. The area in front on the zone where mosh pits occur
That gig last night was amazing, its a shame we were stuck in the squash pit though
by yosoapbox September 1, 2011
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squash bucket

a fugly person with a squashed face and a fat bucket-shaped head.
He has a misshaped face and head. He is a squash bucket.
by SB'o9 March 15, 2009
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hubbard squash

did you see Miss Johnson?
She was raking her lawn and i saw a little bit a hubbard squash.
by Dr. winifred bonaparte October 29, 2009
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Tough Squash

Too bad-when something really bad happens, say this to tell them to bad suck it up, but in a comical form. Used by Josh Nicols in Drake and Josh.
Average Guy: Dude, i heard your dog died, and you were disowned.

Tough Squashed man: Yes.

Average Guy: Tough Squash
by Hhkgfl May 12, 2010
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EMI-Squashing

A very unnapealing sexual act involving a rather large emily jumping or falling onto the partner, a tree, therefore crushing that tree or partner with their immensity.
That HUGE emily chick was EMI-Squashing me last night...i cried.
by Laurennn (: June 11, 2008
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