A supreme being, typically a roadman who is claimed to be legendary. It is said that dodgerlynch is the only true squashed onion and if you call anyone a squashed onion they are probably an alpha male with high supremecy
by Felix kjeillburg May 1, 2019

by Gduashxhwi June 11, 2020

In a concert or gig, the area in a crowd towards the front barrier where the crowd is too packed together to move. The area in front on the zone where mosh pits occur
by yosoapbox September 1, 2011

by SB'o9 March 15, 2009

by Dr. winifred bonaparte October 29, 2009

Too bad-when something really bad happens, say this to tell them to bad suck it up, but in a comical form. Used by Josh Nicols in Drake and Josh.
Average Guy: Dude, i heard your dog died, and you were disowned.
Tough Squashed man: Yes.
Average Guy: Tough Squash
Tough Squashed man: Yes.
Average Guy: Tough Squash
by Hhkgfl May 12, 2010

A very unnapealing sexual act involving a rather large emily jumping or falling onto the partner, a tree, therefore crushing that tree or partner with their immensity.
by Laurennn (: June 11, 2008
