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squadding

Yo are we squadding today?
by Asdf5678 March 27, 2015
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squadding

Doing something you haven't really got time for, usually before going out. Origins from comedy series 'Police Squad' where the teller completes his chores after being fatally shot.
Where the hell is Kelly? We've gotta go!
She's still in the bathroom squadding!
by kaisersoseh May 13, 2017
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squirting september

(Same as Destroy Dick December) you must squirt the amount of times as he say it is
You girls getting ready to start squirting September?
by Annskd December 1, 2017
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squatting monkey

A woman is standing up squatting down with a man lying beneath her legs. His erection is preferably underneath her vagina the man must then thrust upwards into the vagina. At the moment of the mens climax he must exit and aim for the womens entrance, if you make it you win.
We tried the Squatting Monkey last night, I lost
by CoopDaddy1919 January 8, 2018
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Squarshing

When you lean back in a rolly chair and squarsh your body together.
"I'm sorry, can't talk, I'm squarshing."
by soup slipper February 28, 2018
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Shearning

Shearning is when you get kicked out of a nightclub for wetting yourself
Oh no I’m Shearning”
by Filthy George October 17, 2019
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Squatting donkey

While a girl is giving you a blow job from behind you are in the squatting position right as you are about to blow your load you yell “eeer rrrrrr” and kick her in her face.
“Dude I gave Jenna the meanest Squatting donkey last night, dude that’s sick”
by Donkey Squat January 14, 2021
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