butt splunker

a person overly arroused by the rectal location of the human body. sometimes a slang for a obviously homosextual male.

"dude that girl's got an awesome butt"
"chill out ya butt splunker"


"that guy is a total butt splunker"

by skullking April 8, 2009

Funky spelunky

Another name for colonoscopy

Hey Rob, have you gotten your funky spelunky down at the butt clinic yet?

by comaunite December 2, 2019

Spelunk kumquats

1. Any anal sex activity when the receiver has hemorrhoids.

2. Shoving testicles into an anus, either into someone else's or the guy's.

1. "Jim likes anal but his gf didn't want him spelunking her kumquats."

2A. "Kate wanted to try double penetration so she asked her bf to spelunk kumquats while he fucked her."

2B. "Stacy threatened to spelunk Frank's kumquats if she caught him with another girl."

by Starbucks Lena April 13, 2010

splunkalunk

an expression proclaimed by men with a turkey neck fetish to indicate a female with excessive neck flab.

check out the splunkalunk on gertrude!

by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007

spelunker

Someone who is prone to sticking his penis in other peoples caves.

damn that rush is a spelunker

by fx August 12, 2004

Dictionary Spelunking

When someone randomly flips/clicks through a dictionary ou of boredom, and what you are currently doing.

You: Man I'm bored....
*click, click, click*
You:...... Hey I previously didn't know what this random ass phrase I will never use meant! Dictionary Spelunking pwns!

by Dr. Crowley April 27, 2009

Ass Spelunker

Originally termed in the movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut." Commonly mis-spelled as ass beehonker, this term refers to anal intercourse between two men. Splunking itself is decending into a deep cave, which is fitting.

"You ass spelunker! I'll kill you!

by The Masticator April 12, 2006