Springfield Massachusetts

Springfield Massachusetts is a well known city located in Western Massachusetts commonly brought up as the home of Drugs, Violence, and the Negro community. Despite being the defining factor of practically all of Western Massachusetts it is surely the shitiest place to live, it is a struggle to find housing even the size of a elementary school restroom. but before you even manage to find a place to live you will be (as we call here) “triple R’ed”, robbed, raped, and relentlessly hate crimed by blue haired liberals.

P1: I have to pass through Springfield Massachusetts to reach my destination

P2: Rest In Peace my friend.

by PissCumShit April 26, 2021

Springfield

Springfeild contains bunch of fat yellow people that go around making fart jokes.

Springfield

by Side show bill May 27, 2009

Springfield, NH

Springfield is a small town in New Hampshire consisting mostly of drunk hicks, loosers, and rednecks. There is nothing there except for empty beer cans on the sides of the dirtroads and cigarette smoke. Hobbies there include shooting animals (otherwise known as hunting), doing drugs, and having parties with alcohol. These activities are taught as young as the age of 3. There is nothing to do that is fun. It's basically a waste land. My advice: Never go to Springfield.

Steve: Have you ever been to Springfield, NH?
Tim: Why would I go there? Springfield sucks!
Steve: Good Call.

by J_Doe052395 March 29, 2011

Springfield Corn Dog

A sexual act where your girlfriend or wife's gag reflex is activated and she vomits on your cock and balls while performing oral sex.

Last night my girl wasn't feeling well, so she gave me a Springfield Corn Dog.

by Marcus Corvenis April 16, 2008

springfield

A kick-arse town in Missouri that is the native town of Brad Pitt.

I live in Springfield, MO.

by Scotto November 19, 2003

Springfield

The place where the Simpson family lives. If you want to visit the place, well too bad. It is not real and if you are going to cry to your mommy then go, nothing will happen. Springfield was founded by a man named sprungfeld, a trechurous man who tried to assassinate George Washington

Let's use Springfield to shoot our movie, it has a nuclear powerplant.

by Joe the Schmoe May 23, 2005

Springfield Rifle

The Springfiel M1903 rifle was originaly designed and produced for the Spanish-American War. As a very simple but highly accurate bolt action weapon that must reloaded one shell at a time, it was quickly favored as a sniper's rifle. During World War Two, many of these outdated rifles were modified by snipers for further, more extensive use. Barrel rifling was intensified and 4X scopes were mounted and the weapon again seen mas production. However, it's very slow rate of fire made it usles in close quaters combat, so it remain only one of the best sniper's weapons of the war.

The famed woman snipers of the Canadian Armed Forces were ecspecialy deadly with the sights of the Springfield rifle during WW2.

by Mark T. August 15, 2005