splurt

to realease profusely

without the cap the soda machine will splurt everywere

by Nick Wink January 6, 2008

Splurge

After a prolonged period without sex or masturbation a large amount of seamen is ejaculated quite violently across a great distance, often leads to bloobies .

Oh man i just splurged in my eye!

by Mateus June 17, 2006

splurge

More than a brain-fart, a complete meltdown of the brain, especially when achieved in front of other people, who will note it. Particularly prominent in South Pasadena, and well, the world.

Also can be used as a noun for someone who constantly achieves this mental reatardation.

That girl was giving the answer to the teacher and nobody knew what she was talking about. Even the teacher laughed. She was mad SPLURG-ing.

David Suh is such a SPLURGE.

by South Pasadena Resident September 15, 2005

splurt

When smoothie comes out of the smoothie hole.

I put the straw in, it splurted.

by Splurtmeister January 5, 2012

Splurbo

When you enter a bathroom room, and you miss the toilet, and fecal matter flies all over the wall/floor.

Person 1: Hey maaann, don't go in there.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because there is Splurbo all over the walls.

Person 2: Dude thats gonna take forever to clean up!

by Bernie/Justin/Lia January 10, 2009

Splurch

When a person blows a raspberry against a small child's belly or back.

The baby shrieked with laughter when her daddy splurched her belly.

by Kindra October 17, 2011

Splurgey

A yoinky is only two boinks from a splurgey!

"Oh no, I lost my splurgey!"
"Good for you, hoe"

by Funguser December 2, 2021