Wig Split

Past tense of an individual who was victim of massive head trauma inflicted by a 2nd party. i.e, Guns, Bats, or by accident.

"Yo, you heard what happend to that nigga trey? that nigga got his wig split right on the avenue, Got popped in his dome"

by P-doX November 16, 2007

split the winnings

To halt the laying of a cable halfway through.

"And after four days without movement, Job took up his toilet and great was his relief. But even as he released his burden there came a voice and it was the Lord. And the Lord spoke in a loud voice saying Come unto Me Job. And Job replied saying Oh God, what is it this time, for I have only just sat down. And great was the wrath of the Lord. And He commanded Job to split the winnings and come now unto Him. And great was Job's discomfort. (from 'The Book of Job',Ch.9)

by The Ice Man April 1, 2007

Split Top Muffin Drop

As you lay defenseless on the ground after a wild round of sexcapades yo girl stands above your lifeless body with her dripping wet pussy lips and proceeds to drop her meat wallet on your face with no remorse.

I got a broken nose when that fat bitch split top muffin dropped me.

by biff mcbifferton January 24, 2009

lickety split

"Lickety split", meaning fast or quickly, apparently arose in the 1830s and 1840s. The origin of the expression isn't totally clear. Similar to stat.

Grandma just slipped on a bananna peel so I have to get her to the hospital lickety split!

by Tom Connelly September 8, 2006

split your wig

To send a projectile, usually from a firearm, at a velocity towards a target's head that results in a fatality.

Bes' not be playin' cauz I'm about to split your wig, bitch.

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

split log

When a chick wearing a g-string or thong shits herself, splitting the log neatly lengthwise.

That chick at the club last night was so drunk she dropped a split log.

by Xeonith August 7, 2014

bro split

A type of weightlifting routine performed by uninformed bros. It consists of separate days for separate body parts. The focus is typically on biceps and chest because those are the only muscles that matter to bros. A typical bro split might consist of Monday (Back/Biceps), Tuesday (Chest/Triceps), Thursday (Shoulders), Friday (Legs (often skipped by bros)). The bros often just do a machine circuit not really having any clue as to what or how they are training. Good form is often hard to find.

Going back to the University gym after the holidays is going to suck with all the frat guys doing terrible bro splits for their new year's resolution, but it should die down after Martin Luther King Day.

by sakau2007 December 27, 2013