sphincter boy

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A symonym for asshole or douchebag. Can also be used as a put-down to homosexuals.

"Shut up sphincter boy!"
"That guy's a major sphincter boy."

by Kizz-aj Bizz-enson August 12, 2006

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sphincter blossom

the picturesque look of the anus ring as it opens like a flower to expel shit/semen/gerbils etc.

you shoudda seen dat swollen sphincter blossom drip after I blew my load in her azz.

by ebony luvr July 11, 2003

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sphincter fairy

A Mystical being known to come from the anal realm; see also - Ass Fairy

One night i awoke from a deep sleep and found a disgusting creature with wings flying around my bed, when it realized i was looking at it, it then vanished into my naked rear end. it obviously was a sphincter fairy.

by Niggerlipped turdburglin' guy July 29, 2011

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Wall Sphincters

The way robots call holes in the wall, when they're frightened.

They're coming out of the wall sphincters!

Oh and I apologize for saying "wall sphincters" I say that a lot when I'm frightened.

-CL4P-TP

by Gibbonwoman March 4, 2022

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sphincter jinxed

After eating something questionable, whether it is excessively spicy or expired, and expecting devastating gastrointestinal repercussions from doing so. After telling someone you are surprised you survived unscathed, soon after the food wreaks havoc on your sphincter.

John: "I had some atomic sauce monday and nothing bad has happened yet."
one hour later
John: "I retract my statement about the atomic sauce btw"
Jeff: "haha you got sphincter jinxed, I am adding that to urban dictionary"

by Kissel Krooner June 19, 2013

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