Sphincter vision

The ability to seek out dat ass and get somebody right in the sphincter. This person is called a sphincterizer

Zac: Swiggity swooty I'm gonna cum in that booty
John: Dude you could easily do it with that sphincter vision you got there.

Zac: I know. I used it on your mom last night!
John: ...My mom was raped to death you jackass

by Definitely not Kyle September 9, 2016

sphincter boy

A symonym for asshole or douchebag. Can also be used as a put-down to homosexuals.

"Shut up sphincter boy!"
"That guy's a major sphincter boy."

by Kizz-aj Bizz-enson August 12, 2006

sphincter blossom

the picturesque look of the anus ring as it opens like a flower to expel shit/semen/gerbils etc.

you shoudda seen dat swollen sphincter blossom drip after I blew my load in her azz.

by ebony luvr July 11, 2003

Sphincter Cap

A device that is inserted into the anus that allows the user to whistle when they fart.

I wasn’t able to whistle Dixie until I purchased my first Sphincter Cap! Now just a-listen!

by FelixTheCat11 June 16, 2021

sphincter fairy

A Mystical being known to come from the anal realm; see also - Ass Fairy

One night i awoke from a deep sleep and found a disgusting creature with wings flying around my bed, when it realized i was looking at it, it then vanished into my naked rear end. it obviously was a sphincter fairy.

by Niggerlipped turdburglin' guy July 29, 2011

Wall Sphincters

The way robots call holes in the wall, when they're frightened.

They're coming out of the wall sphincters!

Oh and I apologize for saying "wall sphincters" I say that a lot when I'm frightened.

-CL4P-TP

by Gibbonwoman March 4, 2022

Pickled sphincter

Marinated anus /pickled sphincter

Created when needing to shit in a hot environment

When your runing in a marithon snd you shit yourself but you still finish with a pickled sphincter

by By 777 the dickanator text me June 18, 2022