spastic laugh

a very strange laugh. sometimes mistaken for somebody having a fit. people look extremly stupid when laughing in this was
bea has an extremly spastic laugh
by procrastination May 16, 2004
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Spastic Squeaker

A Spastic Squeaker is a type of person who always Squeaks when they talk, they also refuse being called a Squeaker.

most Squeakers are very retarded and they act like spastics all they time, they make fucking retarded body movements, sounds such as a fucking pterodactyl and make really dumb and retarded faces.

These fags are mostly found playing games such as Call Of Duty, Fortnite and Overwatch, they are also ultra common in a school playground or even any playground.
Sceptic: "HeY guYs ThAnks FOr The DOO NOO
28 year old in chat: " Kid you're fucking seven shut up you fucking spastic squeaker".
Sceptic: " REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
by McKFC February 03, 2019
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Going spastic

(Australian) To go crazy. Cause a scene. Throw a tantrum.
She got sent to the principal’s office for going spastic in class.
by cyclonecasey August 05, 2022
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Going spastic

Usually used in clubs/rave/gigs when you lose control of your body due to the music and you're blissfully jumping around, flailing arms and legs about, punching the air, swaying, bumping and generally creating a wide area around you.
Yuna: Last night was a riot, I ache all over!
Blake: Oh mate, that Calyx track kicked in and you were going spastic!
Yuna: Oh, yeah, Illusions.. I lost it there a bit
Blake: Yes indeed! You made your own mosh pit!
Yuna: No regrets
by Talonz February 20, 2010
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Spastic eagle

The act of nutting on some other guys nut
by Butt But 3000 May 20, 2018
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spastic fingers

An awesome, tall, and handsome young man. Usually with spastic fingers, meaning that he pinches everyones cheeks
a boy with finges, spastic
by Michael March 20, 2005
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spastic joose

Punter: pint o spastic jooce please barman.
Barman: What?
Punter: A wife beater
by tommigunn March 22, 2004
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