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brown sombrero

Defecating on your partner's head while receiving a hummer. This move is achieved facing away from your partner while on top. Facing the other way results in a brown bow-tie.
Jethro slipped me a laxative that kicked in while Sherry and I were 69ing and she was giving me a hummer and I couldn't help giving her a brown sombrero!
by TheSinkingSpell June 30, 2009
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Rusty Sombrero

A shot of tequila starting with licking cinnamon, taking the shot of tequila, then chasing it with an orange wedge.
"how many rusty sombrero shots did i take... i dont remember"
by JChux November 20, 2011
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Floppy Sombrero

A slang term for an obese woman receiving oral sex. While you're chowing down her taco, her nasty fat rolls are more than likely resting on the top of your head, sagging down on either side like a big, floppy sombrero.
(At a party)
Craig: "Have you guys seen TJ? I'm supposed to be giving him a ride home."
Nate: "Dude, he is drunk out of his mind. I just saw him walk upstairs with this massive heffer. I'm guessing that she's going to try to give him the ol' floppy sombrero."
by Bud Vuck McGee August 15, 2012
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kahlua sombrero

(n): a drink consisting of one ounce of kahlua coffee liqueur and two ounces of heavy cream or half-and-half (served over ice)
Michael Scott: Kahlua sombrero please.
Bartender: Alright. So just you tonight?
Michael Scott: Actually, I am meeting somebody, but I'm a little bit early. I'm leaving my company after 19 years...Do not tell my fiancee I'm drinking on a Wednesday.
by secondhandbandaid October 16, 2017
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Somber

Those people that are not emos but aren't hardcore either, the ones in the middle that listen to soft indie music and look like they live on a farm.
Glasses + Depeche Mode + horrible laugh + checkered shirt + artsy= somber
by Captain O. October 4, 2009
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chocolate sombrero

A brown hat, possibly worn by a backdoor conquistador
by Doc October 26, 2003
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golden sombrero

Nomar gets the golden sombrero every game cause he sucks
by Red sox suck April 11, 2004
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