A technique said to have originated in modern day Somalia as early as the 13th century. It was variation of modern flickerjelqing that has been lost to time, but records from the period indicate that the orgasm achieved by this method was so powerful that one would instantly expire upon the performance of said flickerjelq.
“Good morning class, today we will be learning about the significance and lasting impact of Somalian Flickerjelqing.”
by flickersounder January 31, 2025
Get the Somalian Flickerjelqing mug.A Somalian Driver’s License is when you take a hot steamy dump on the hood of a moving vehicle. As the car drives it will begin to smear all over the front windshield, obscuring the driver’s vision. If they don’t crash, they are granted a Somalian driver’s license.
by binladen-georgefloyd August 16, 2025
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You put a dick in someone's ass until they can't hold their shit any longer, then you go in and out fast, creating a spray of feces.
by hoefarr September 26, 2025
Get the Somalian Snake Screw mug.When you stick your penis inside her butt and piss in her like you’re using your penis as a pressure washer. Natural Laxatives. Clean her system right on out.
by biggerhater69 January 22, 2026
Get the Somalian Pressure Washer mug.Contrary to popular belief, he is not actually Somali. However he chooses to represent the country of Somalia anyway, whereas his first name is a french word, which when translated into English means havoc.This false Somali enjoys wreaking havoc upon all he meets.He is very annoying, however is quite peng and is married.
by Saccage_Somalian July 10, 2019
Get the Saccage_Somalian mug.A person who is trying to get frisky while dancing, upon rejection, immediately insults your appearance and denies their interest in you.
Ben was trying to get frisky while dancing, I told him to fuck off, then he said he didn't want to hook up with me anyways and that I was fat and ugly...he is such a club Somalian!!
by Poshforpresident October 6, 2023
Get the Club Somalian mug.Apparently this guy has a massive bunda like Thomas Aston's. He is a sexy beast when he walks down too skool and the year 7's are into this guy as well. He attracts all the kids who go to primary as well. This guy is a living legend with a massssssiiiiiiiivvvvvvvveeeeee bum
have you heard of Abdi the somalian's bunda recently it has been trending on twitter. What a sexy beast
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