Someone who posts pictures of elaborate objects via social media to impress those that may view even though they may not actually own it.
Did you see that Lambo that Cecil posted? Does he actually own it or is he playing social media millionaire?
by Motosaki410 May 14, 2019
Get the Social Media Millionairemug. by Esotericdom November 30, 2017
Get the social media homicidemug. A grandparent who appears to be helpful and involved on social media. They only actually participate in situations in which the parents of the children are present, so they don’t actually have to help with anything. They have every excuse in the book when you beg them to babysit the children they post all over Facebook as grandparent of the year.
“why can’t you and your husband go on a date?” “We don’t have a babysitter” “but i thought your mom was so involved with the kids??” “Oh no, only on Facebook. She’s a social media grandparent.”
by Frustrated Daughter October 16, 2018
Get the Social Media Grandparentmug. They enjoy the self inflicted pain, brought on by their social media activity. . Craving the negative attention, they're a social media masochist.
by DOM_FADDA December 29, 2022
Get the Social Media Masochistmug. A person who you request a nonliteral "hit" from, in which the hitman/hitwoman goes on a person's social media and bullies them, hurts them, just because the requesting party doesn't like them or the victim has hurt them. Social media hitmen can also go after people with no request. If you have social media you should watch what you do in real life and post because these people are always on the prowl. They will catfish to be somebody they are not, or make a spam account such as "39389383983403943" and various other names.
Given the circumstances, John sent a social media hitman after me. They were sure bad for me to figure out who it was from.
by Coco Standley February 4, 2021
Get the Social Media Hitmanmug. Their social media sympathy is ridiculous, one minute they post how they hate everyone and want to be left alone, then complain how nobody pays them any attention.
by Sagealicious May 28, 2017
Get the social media sympathymug. A girl that’s too interested in getting likes and maintaining a personal image rather than focusing on a career and the more important things in life.
Jackie is such a social media bitch she rather post pictures of her in a bikini then her getting a check.
by CALIHUSTLER July 24, 2020
Get the social media bitchmug.