The act of coitus interruptus (ejaculation) on the forehead of an unsuspecting partner, followed by, the separation of fluids with the tip of the penis to create a downhill effect imitating a "ride on a snowboard".
I just rode a Texas Snowboard down this bitch's face!
Winter is cold enough in the south for a Texas Snowboard!
Winter is cold enough in the south for a Texas Snowboard!
by You Got Murk'd August 16, 2011
Get the Texas Snowboardmug. scenario 1:
grape: 🏂
everyone else: why.
grape: snowboarder emoji.
scenario 2:
grape: 🏂
person: whats that meant to mean?
gr: c00m.
grape: 🏂
everyone else: why.
grape: snowboarder emoji.
scenario 2:
grape: 🏂
person: whats that meant to mean?
gr: c00m.
by StinkyHuman December 10, 2021
Get the Snowboarder emojimug. 1) a person who snowboards and stereotypically is a total douchebag, mostly because they either a) think that snowboarding is superior b) stop in the middle of the slope c) and/or slide around and cut up the fresh gnar and get in everyone's way while looking like they are about to wipe out.
or d) people who moved into the midwest from california who only know how to surfboard.
2) enemy of most skiers. ancient rivalry between the two that can never be quenched as long as there is snow and canada, wisconsin, colorado, and minnesota.
or d) people who moved into the midwest from california who only know how to surfboard.
2) enemy of most skiers. ancient rivalry between the two that can never be quenched as long as there is snow and canada, wisconsin, colorado, and minnesota.
skier 1: omg, i think gavin is coming down the hill!!
skier 2: dude, he's a snowboarder...you and i both know all about those little fuckers.
skier 1:didn't he move here from cali, though?
skier 2: all snowboarders, even if they came from california, belong in hell.
gavin: hey guys
skier 2: fuck you, you ruin all slopes
skier 2: dude, he's a snowboarder...you and i both know all about those little fuckers.
skier 1:didn't he move here from cali, though?
skier 2: all snowboarders, even if they came from california, belong in hell.
gavin: hey guys
skier 2: fuck you, you ruin all slopes
by donut sauce February 24, 2019
Get the snowboardermug. by Dragön January 27, 2020
Get the Snowboardingmug. Cutting up a line then sprinkling it on the tip of a moist, erect penis - like sprinkling parsley garnish on a fine Italian dish - then proceeding to penatrate your mate in the bum.
by Adanklumpia June 12, 2024
Get the Snowboardingmug. by Doncidino September 12, 2022
Get the Snowboardingmug. A sexual act where a girl gives a guy a blowjob and doesn't spit or swallow but instead gives it back to him via a kiss.
by ems4635 May 7, 2021
Get the Snowboardingmug.