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snotrocket 

To preform: hold one nostral closed and blow out of your other nostral hard enough to make the wad of mucus shoot out of your nose .
like the time Jamielee Cedar-Kelly shot a huge snotrocket in the middle of the mall parking lot. She got a little on her shoe, but she just brushed it off and wiped it on the guy standing next to her.

it's not science rocket

derogatory form of "it's not rocket science" (capable of being accomplished with ease; posing no difficulty), intent on mimicking the ignorance of the recipient.
"what do you mean you don't know what the address bar is? It's not science rocket."
it's not science rocket by Mattymatt November 15, 2006

Snotrocket 

A giant glob of snot that comes shooting really fast out of a persons nose
“Hey dude did you see Michael’s snotrocket yesterday?” “Yes man that was the biggest ball of snot I’ve ever seen!”

Wakatipu Snotrocket

The act of receiving a blowjob from someone with a runny nose and whilst they suck, their snot flows out of their nose, combining both saliva and snot into a lubricant to stimulate the penis.
"Wow, I was going to bang that chick, but all she did was offer a Wakatipu Snotrocket."