a perennial favorite amongst all "peter-puffers" and "pickle sniffers." When they're in the mood for Asian cuisine, they opt for the ultra-chunky "Chinese Gay Soup."
Stephan and David ordered the lunch special at the "Buttlover's Bistro" --
the plat du jour was the Open-Faced Cock Sammich Smothered in Underwear." After lunch, they returned to their suite, as Stephan had a hankering for roughage and tossed David's salad.
the plat du jour was the Open-Faced Cock Sammich Smothered in Underwear." After lunch, they returned to their suite, as Stephan had a hankering for roughage and tossed David's salad.
by weave October 28, 2003
Get the OPEN-FACED COCK SAMMICH SMOTHERED IN UNDERWEARmug. A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.
Jew 2: No.
by JewishCock August 21, 2021
Get the Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.mug. I totally made my dog his own food and clothes today. Even buy him puppy diapers. I love being a smother!
by theracihater July 31, 2017
Get the Smothermug. The Soviets were smothered by a gay ape (20 of them) at the 1980 Winter Olympic Games in Lake Placid
by Gossip Gary November 14, 2024
Get the Smothered by a gay apemug. A smothered wagon is similar to a covered wagon but you shit under the blankets instead of just fart. One could also shart under the blankets to qualify as a smothered wagon.
by Matt in Maine March 14, 2014
Get the smothered wagonmug. To destroy an original song by producing a poor quality cover version of it, i.e., "smothering" the original song.
1: That Eric Clapton band did a cover smother of Layla, it made my eardrums bleed.
2: Not another electronica dance cover smother of a Muse song!
2: Not another electronica dance cover smother of a Muse song!
by TeenAuthor June 19, 2008
Get the cover smothermug. Yeah how about your stop killing and fucking and beating your own kids you pieces of shit before your concern yourself with MY SOLUTION to the thing that is happening to me.
Hym "Asian woman smothers her own daughter to death... She was in the middle of a custody battle after a divorce and apparently decided that if she can't have the kid no one can. Tries to cover up the crime as a drowning. Based on what you have been doing to me it was probably the right call. Because the real threat to your kids is YOU. And what YOU are doing to ME and other people and have done to other people in the past... Is going to get your kids killed again."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
Get the Asian Woman Smothers Her Own Daughter To Deathmug.