smoosh patch

The underlying hair beneath an otherwise shaved vagina; used to soften the blow of balls slapping and soaking up sex sweat.

Without that girl's smoosh patch, my balls would be hurtin'

by ZeroCool73 April 02, 2016

Love Smoosh

When a woman takes a dump on her husband and rubs it in with her bum.

My wife gave me the most heartfelt love smoosh last night.

by Mdhut56 November 07, 2021

Love Smoosh

When a wife takes a dump on her husband and rubs it in with her bum.

My wife gave me the most heartfelt love smoosh last night.

by Mdhut56 November 07, 2021

Smooshed Burger

A sex position where a man lays on a large woman while another large woman lays atop him.

I'd love to make a smooshed burger with them!

by Nela Thomas August 09, 2020

Smoosh Race

A multiple team event held in northern states in which four participants strap themselves onto 2x4s and attempt to travel 25 yards, swing around a barrel, and be the first team to make it back the 25 yards to the start/finish line.

Performed in similar form to cross-country skiing

Lena: "Ole, did ya here about the Smoosh Race this weekend?"

Ole: "Oh yeah, ya betcha. Should be a good time to down a couple beers before the Packers play."

by NorhternRedneck January 06, 2012

Smooshed

Looking like a damn fool In the face

When you at the club and yo nigga pull off with a fat bitch and leave you smooshed in the parking lot with yo homegirl

by Meeks love April 14, 2019

spew and smoosh

When you chunky spew in the shower and have to smoosh it down the drain.

Bro, I spew and smooshed last night. I had Taco Bell on my way home haha!

by DunnWendt April 18, 2020