Smoker's Dilemma

The situation where any given smoker is driving while smoking, during a down pour of rain. The smoker is faced with the choice of either getting rained on or rolling up the window and suffocating themselves.

Ole Sharon was needing her nicotine dose when she was incoherently faced with the "Smoker's Dilemma". She rolled her window up to avoid ruining her mullet perm and later suffocated in the car.

by Clintawesome August 24, 2010

Shockeroo

A sarcastic reply used when someone states the obvious during a conversation.

Person 1: Is Bob still coming to play football tonight?

Person 2 : no he's let us down for his girlfriend...
Person 1: shockeroo!!!

by Kes Ashley June 11, 2016

Peppermint Smacker

The act of chewing strong peppermint flavored gum, and giving a man oral sex.

Daniel received his first peppermint smacker when he was drunk, not knowing what it was or what the outcome would be. He liked it though.

by xWOODSTOCKx March 5, 2011

Canine Shocker

While standing at the edge of the bed, giving it to your wife, the family pooch pulls a sneak attack from behind and joins the party by giving you a doggy rim job. Surprisingly, you like it.

Last night I was fucking like Ron Jeremy, when FIDO entered the threesome and put me over the top by throwing down the CANINE SHOCKER.

by Mikeytee September 8, 2011

backyard smoker

The act in which Baby Rays barbecue sauce is smothered on an individuals butt during sex. Upon completion of slathering, the person covered with Baby Rays barbecue sauce will light up and smoke a cigarette while the other individual licks the Baby Rays barbecue sauce off of their butt.

At the grocery store, Duke picked up a bottle of Baby Rays barbecue sauce in preparation for doing the backyard smoker later that night.

by Duke_fettywap December 23, 2015

smoker's cough

a cough developed because of smoking

person a-*cough cough cough*
person b- i told you get off that stuff, that's that smoker's cough

by jessica January 27, 2004

Joker Smoker

loose Jamaican slang term meaning someone who is frequently and annoyingly over-partial to recieving and not giving with respect to either weed or any smoking accessories i.e. rizla, and yet has the gall to ask again and again and again whilst talking a 'good game'.

som' a' joker smoker

by Emperor Xist January 27, 2006