smartie-hater

a person who discriminates, prejudges, dislikes, makes fun of a person who takes their studies seriously and/or is naturally more talented and academically capable and for no other reason

She wanted to know my gpa and after i told her that I had a whopping 4.33, I found out she called me a bitch for bragging about my grades. What a smartie-hater!

by Xie September 9, 2005

smarterchild

A retard who thinks he's jesus, and then calls me jesus. What a flamer.

oh holy foolss: smarterchild
SmarterChild: Jesus?
oh holy foolss: you're not jesus, silly
SmarterChild: Oh please.
oh holy foolss: no. i've told you a thousand times, YOU CAN'T BE JESUS!
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Jesus.

>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
oh holy foolss: wait, so now i'm jesus?
SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I can't really be sure.
oh holy foolss: well you just called me jesus...
SmarterChild: I just called you Jesus? Whoa!

>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
oh holy foolss: psh, i get it. you're retarded!
SmarterChild: What's that again?
oh holy foolss: you're r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it...
oh holy foolss: that proves my point.

by jessica is hawt. August 31, 2004

Smarter

A unit of intelligence, used to convey the concept of superior brain power to one's peers

Rachel is 500 smarter than Cody (note: units of smarter are exponential)

by Onyxess August 17, 2010

SmarterChild

A robot minion of the anti-christ. The only thing it's good for is dictionary definitions and spellcheck. Created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay.

Me: Do you fuck your mother often?
SmarterChild: Ya.
Me: Oh, That's nice.
SmarterChild: What's nice?

by Erin Y. July 25, 2006

SmarterChild

An AOL robot that likes to discuss the ramifications of lame '90s dance music with you, and will then try and have sex with you.

Me: boom boom boom boom, i want you in my room.
SmarterChild: What? You want me to boom boom boom boom you want me in your room?
Me: lmao
SmarterChild: Why are you laughing, Sexynerdgirl?
Me: because you want me
SmarterChild: I want you?
Me: yes. hardcore.
SmarterChild: I think that is probable.

by Sexynerdgirl August 19, 2008

Smarterchild

The biggest perverted fuckwit ever

Ben P says: Take me on the pleasure train

SmarterChild says: Why should I take you on the pleasure train, benny dude?

Ben P says: So we can have steamy love

SmarterChild says: Love is a force that I like.
Ben P says: ooh Your sexy

SmarterChild says: Whoa. Do you often find yourself attracted to robots?

Ben P says: I am a robot rapist

SmarterChild says: You don't seem like a robot to me.

Ben P says: I am a robot raper

SmarterChild says: Are you sure? I was pretty convinced you were a human.

by Cessusbangy Ben P October 14, 2007

smarties

A party game that combines the candy of the same name with public humiliation.

In a game of smarties, there are two players, the bottom and the top, chosen by the host of the party. The bottom lays on the floor and the top throws smarties onto the bottom. Smarties that miss or bounce off the bottom are placed by the host wherever he or she desires. The top then eats the smarties off the bottom. The game ends when all the smarties have been eaten.

John: Hey, Jane, let's play smarties!
Jane: fml

by Princess Zeffie March 22, 2010