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sleeve driving

What you do on a cold winter day, when you don't have gloves. You pull the sleeves of your jacket or sweater over your hands as to prevent them from touching the icy steering wheel.
Passenger: "Jesus! You're all over the road man! You tryin to kill us?"

Driver: "Give me a break, it's forty below, icy as balls and I'm sleeve driving over here!"
by Johnny5ive January 4, 2012
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Johnson Sleeve

Hey stop at the store so i can pick up some johnson sleeves fo sho.

I was smuttin this bitch last night and my johnson sleeve broke.
by Joenig786 October 23, 2008
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Sleeve Train

Did you see that Sleeve Train that Tony, Andy, and Jeff pulled on Amy last week?
by Twinkle Park April 23, 2018
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heat sleeve

1) Vagina

2) The cardboard sleeve for hot coffee cups
1) "If you keep up that behavior there will be no heat sleeve for you."

2) "This coffee cup is burning my hand. Barista, pass me a heat sleeve."
by Lawrence of the Labia January 2, 2011
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Milky Sleeve

When your foreskin is filled with cum
Yeah mate I didn't have any tissues lying around and had to give myself a milky sleeve to stop it from going everywhere
by Handlepseudo January 8, 2020
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tweed sleeve

The result left on one's arm after a session of anal fisting. Generally a combination od lubricant and dried faeces.
He was wearing a lovely tweed sleeve his boyfriend gave him.
by mindcandy February 10, 2010
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The Crisco Sleeve

Lubing up your entire arm with crisco shortening, from fingers to shoulder, for the deepest intestinal fisting humanly possible.

See also The Crisco Glove for those that can’t take a full sleeve.
I knew my rectum was in for a beating when I came home and saw the jar of crisco and Frank’s arm prepped with the crisco sleeve.

We tried the crisco sleeve last night. I thought his arm was going to come out my throat. He made it to the middle of his bicep before I had to let loose with the safe word. What a gape.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
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