A person who often talks without thinking or says something controversial only because it's against the norm.
"The Godfather part 3 is the best one"
" Man get this Skip Bayless out of here" "
" I think Captain America could beat Thor"
" Calm down there Skip"
" Man get this Skip Bayless out of here" "
" I think Captain America could beat Thor"
" Calm down there Skip"
by LastSeenintheSauce June 04, 2019
Me: Im going to press skip ad
by Ali1337 January 30, 2020
Annoying ESPN talking head who has only stepped into a locker room to leer at thick black cock. Has absolutely no credibility due to the fact that most of his arguments contain no facts. Is known to hate LeBron James, T.O, and now Aaron Rodgers, the most. Does daily show on ESPN2, "First take," in which he spews his horse shit.
Rational Person 1: "Skip Bayless said Tebow is better than Rodgers, can you believe that?!"
Rational Person 2: "I hope he gets larynx cancer."
Rational Person 2: "I hope he gets larynx cancer."
by YourGirlMyHouse November 26, 2011
Skip-genes: a situation where someone's child posesses much greater brains, talent or looks than their parent(s). Suggesting a relative in previous generations had these qualities that this parent lacks.
Wow, your kid is really good looking and you aren't, skip-genes?
by Speedbiker November 07, 2019
That greasy, warm buttery feeling between the butt cheeks when you skip to the bathroom for a wipe after sharting yourself.
Frank left this cubicle with the butter skips.
All that boiled cabbage last night gave me the butter skips today.
All that boiled cabbage last night gave me the butter skips today.
by Eaton Holgoode November 03, 2017
When cutting in line, asking a person if you can skip them, but instead of cutting in front of the person, they allow you to stand behind them.
by Princess Layla October 11, 2011
by Issa Hawa February 02, 2020