When you do something too soon. Based on the fictional satire character Skim Beeble, who is based off of Vin Diesels character in the fast and the furious movies. When Brian hit the nitrous, Dom says, "too soon".
He hit the nitrous early, so as I flew past him I simply said, "you skim beebled that one!"
This chick was so hot, she made me cum skim beeble!
This chick was so hot, she made me cum skim beeble!
by Mike Roedich January 31, 2024
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I was hoping I would get another date with that girl, but my friends said I skim beebled it when I called her the next day.
I was hungry before bed because I skim beebled my dinner.
I was hungry before bed because I skim beebled my dinner.
by Mike Roedich February 5, 2024
Get the Skim Beeble mug.I apologize. I didn’t actually read your feedback. I just gave it a ‘Salerno Skim’ and missed the point entirely.
by SaltandWinegar December 2, 2023
Get the Salerno Skim mug.I apologize. I didn’t actually read your feedback. I just gave it a ‘Salerno Skim’ and missed the point entirely.
by SaltandWinegar December 2, 2023
Get the Salerno Skim mug.A time honored tradition at every ski mountain. There is a “pond” in the snow at the end of the slope surrounded by a crowd when people dressed in costumes try to cross the pond on skiis or snowboards. Most people fail and eat shit. And all the drunk people yell and cheer. Overall a great way to end the season.
by TommyS. November 25, 2018
Get the Pond Skimming mug.1. groping by quickly brushing one's hand(s) over the surface of an intimate body part
2. flashing by cutting a slit in a sheet or other thin object, holding the object in front of an intimate body part, and lowering it quickly, giving the viewer a quick glimpse of it through the slit
2. flashing by cutting a slit in a sheet or other thin object, holding the object in front of an intimate body part, and lowering it quickly, giving the viewer a quick glimpse of it through the slit
1. Hey baby, I wanna skim your tiddies!
2. I'm not comfortable flashing my tits all at once, but I'd be alright with skimming them...
2. I'm not comfortable flashing my tits all at once, but I'd be alright with skimming them...
by KormitTheeFrOog January 17, 2022
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(noun)
Definition:
The act of lovingly, hilariously nuzzling one’s face in the general vicinity of a man’s balls with enthusiasm, curiosity, and zero shame. Equal parts romantic gesture and chaotic impulse. Often accompanied by laughter, squeals, and a complete disregard for dignity.
(noun)
Definition:
The act of lovingly, hilariously nuzzling one’s face in the general vicinity of a man’s balls with enthusiasm, curiosity, and zero shame. Equal parts romantic gesture and chaotic impulse. Often accompanied by laughter, squeals, and a complete disregard for dignity.
• “He said he liked affection, so I introduced him to the ancient art of scrote-skimming.”
• “I was aiming for a kiss. I ended up scrote-skimming. He’s still recovering.”
• “If motorboating had a younger, messier cousin… it’d be this.”
Usage Notes:
• Best attempted in a committed relationship, a trusted situationship, or when your name is already saved as “Menace 🐒” in their phone.
• May induce giggle fits, eye contact avoidance, or unexpected proposals.
• Bonus points if you announce, “I’m going in for a skim!” beforehand.
See also:
🛥 Motorboating — the bosom equivalent
• “I was aiming for a kiss. I ended up scrote-skimming. He’s still recovering.”
• “If motorboating had a younger, messier cousin… it’d be this.”
Usage Notes:
• Best attempted in a committed relationship, a trusted situationship, or when your name is already saved as “Menace 🐒” in their phone.
• May induce giggle fits, eye contact avoidance, or unexpected proposals.
• Bonus points if you announce, “I’m going in for a skim!” beforehand.
See also:
🛥 Motorboating — the bosom equivalent
by Stephy85 July 4, 2025
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