Salerno Skim

When you read something so fast and carelessly that you retain almost nothing.

I apologize. I didn’t actually read your feedback. I just gave it a ‘Salerno Skim’ and missed the point entirely.

by SaltandWinegar December 2, 2023

Pool Skimming

When you fish all the shit out of a man’s creampied asshole.

Dude 1: “yo why did you need to buy extra toothpaste?”
Dude 2: “oh yo I’m going pool skimming later, wanna link up?”
Dude 1: “aight, don’t talk to me again bro”

by Monkey Shagger April 1, 2025

skim-beeble

To do something too soon.

Everyone was upset I lost the race, but I skim-beebled the nitrous!

by Mike Roedich February 16, 2024

Skimming Atmosphere

When an extreme act is taken right upto the limit, but backed off at the last moment.

"That was so close, we were almost skimming atmosphere there."

by Starfleet Command March 6, 2022

Skimming

The delicate operation of using electrical clippers on ones testicles without using the safety guard.

response to gf's question - yelled in response from in the bathroom: Can you just wait a moment honey - I'm a bit busy skimming right now."

by OleMagicHands April 20, 2016

Salerno skim

When you read something so fast and carelessly that you have no clue what the point is.

Did you actually comprehend my feedback? Or did you just Salerno Skim it?

by SaltandWinegar January 4, 2024

Skim

To quickly go through a medium in an cursory manner without really experiencing it whether it be a book, a song, or a webpage.

When Mr. Jones assigned Animal Farm last week, instead of actually reading it I decided to skim through it during lunch before the test.

by D. Y. Vetz September 28, 2020