Shoulder Sitter

Someone who has their head so far up their ass they are sitting on their own shoulders.

My boss is such a shoulder sitter, I wonder how he can see his computer screen with his big fat head lodged in is anus.

by Saltine Nachos February 20, 2009

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Shitty Teacher

1. Consumes 4 liters of Mt. Dew per day.
2. Gets wtfpwned by any intelligent question.
3. Cannot tell the difference between white tic tacs and narcotics
4. Tells stupid ass jokes.

That sure is a shitty teacher!

by Killinmesmalzz January 13, 2009

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An orgy with multiple participants where the men defecate onto the women's breasts before titty fucking them while all singing 'Shitty titty gang bang we love you' in homage to the show 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'

Its been a good week at work so the office is having a shitty titty gang bang

by Chopper.Mk.52 April 23, 2018

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House-Sitting

The act of watching a person's house, whether a neighbor, friend, relative, etc. Activities include eating all their food, watching their TV, and playing with their pets. Can be very fun or just a huge drag.

Person 1: Dude, house-sitting is so lame. Let's throw a kick ass party!
Person 2: Fuck yeah!!

by snarky56 June 22, 2009

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shitty lip

A youngster's prank originating in the playground's of Northern Ireland.It involves sticking a finger up your own anus then stealthily creeping up behind an unsuspecting individual and wiping the shitty finger across his/her top lip.

"Peter was pissing me off so i gave him a shitty lip. That wiped the smile off his face!"

by Coppula eam September 29, 2006

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