Shmuck

A type of shmuck is called ibrahim. He is the literal definition of shmuck.

Hey look there’s a shmuck=ibrahim!

by Pussydestroyer7482 July 28, 2019

Shmuck

A shmuck is a massive nob head who has a surname with the letter c in it

Human 1: grace is such a nob head

Human 2: yeah she’s a shmuck

by #shalomman October 8, 2020

Shmuck

A "shmuck" is someone you don't like

"Yo you're a shmuck"

by Bippity Bop June 16, 2019

shmuck

A fool, usually said in Britain

Jim: the world is flat
Sam: Don't talk to me you shmuck

by Fraggerz October 23, 2019

Shmuck

Describing Someone Who Is An Idioţ̵̡̧̢̢̧̡̢̨̧̢̨̨̛̛̛͇̙̬͈̳͎̬̮̥̳͚̰̮͚͓͖͉̙̹̳̞̫̙͉̩͔͇͓̬̟̗̲̪̥̻͔̟̬̱͇͍̞̳̮̹̙̖̺̦̖̱̭̖͔͎͙̘͔̹̙̫̩̗̖̟̱̦͈̪͈͈̬̭͍̦̼̳̼̟̝̣̦͙̗̲̩͍̺̺͇͔͇̰̥͙̼̩̯̜̠͇̫̹͚̤̯̪͙̖̝̙͉͖̜̱̼̘̫͍̖͍̙̪̙͉̱̻͉͚͈̤̘̲̟̙̌̀̏̃̄͌̽̆̾̈̐͑̿̽̆̏̿̋͆̿͗͌̿̈̀̃̀̿͊̈́̈́̐́̍̅͑̋̈́̽͂̓̆̓̀̋̋̎̂̃̽̾̌͌̈́́̐͊̾̓͌̍͐̾̔̀̽̏̊̽̎̔̈͐̒͛̀̾̄͌̓̅́̂͆́̈́́̒͒͊̂̽̊͋̅͋̌̈͒̾̾̑̽̊̾̈́̏̔͋́̂̄́͛͋̂̕̕͘̕͜͝͠͝͠ͅͅͅ

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by L̴̛̛͂̑̎̍̊́̐̅̈̓̿̀̾̄͊͑̄͋̅͘͘̚͝uke February 20, 2019

Shmuck

Term used to call people 'foolish' or 'jerkface', however it's literal meaning is a penis with foreskin removed

Person 1: "Aww get outta here you shmuck!"
Person 2: "Uhh Person 1, you do know what that means, right?"
Person 1: "Jerkface?
Person 2: "No, it's a body part...that you don't have..."

by greenghost110 February 7, 2023

Shmuck

A: Someone (usually school age) who doesn't care about their future.
B: Someone (usually school age) who doesn't care about their appearance.
C: Someone who doesn't know or disregards common etiquette.
D: Someone who you are better than.

Shmuck: Ya i'm getting all F's this year but I'll just try then get all good grades next year.

Unfortunate Friend: Get your shit together you Shmuck.

by squadchill September 10, 2011