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Shmuck

Gabe: are you going to the Jaylen Brown thing
Danny: I don’t know (he knows he’s going)
Gabe: Ugh you’re such a shmuck
by Toll912 October 31, 2018
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shmuck

Shmuck means the word emily

gay shmuck
emily is a shmuck
by mi nam jeoff August 3, 2021
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shmuck

a greasy car salesman, slimy weasel, someone who steals all of the good shifts from other employees
there goes mark again, taking all of the good shifts. What a shmuck.
by squidmow August 25, 2022
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Shmuck

Shmuck
"Oh, that guy! He's such a shmuck!"
"Tell me about it, he's insane in the membrane."
by Unknown so find me if you want November 30, 2021
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Shmuck

A type of shmuck is called ibrahim. He is the literal definition of shmuck.
Hey look there’s a shmuck=ibrahim!
by Pussydestroyer7482 July 28, 2019
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Shmuck

Like if someone does something dumb they are a shmuck but if they are a waffle then they are a shmuck just like Toby D
Oscar: yo wut up homie
Toby: G don’t speak to me like that
Oscar:wtf why u being a shmuck
by Oscar the boss July 25, 2019
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shmucking

to make a PB&J using a dead fetus as the jam and your own shit as the jelly
“Bro i’m so hungry right now, I for real need to start shmucking”
by holytractor February 12, 2024
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