sminking

The act of drinking and smoking.

derived from the root smink

Announcement at a college concert to audience:

By order of the Fire Marshal, there will be no sminking

by Mr. Bo June 29, 2009

shinding

To have a party with a bunch of inbreads

Hey Ma, party is down here, get off the dang roof

by Joe April 19, 2004

Shanking Crank

to have a shit while crying and wanking

"man i made one hell of a mess in the toilet"
"why what were u doin ?"
"just having a Shanking crank"

by Ali The Bad Boy D February 24, 2008

the shining

A great book by Stephen King, but about 95% of the assholes who have only seen the movie don't have a damned clue that Stephen King wrote the book, let alone the fact that it was based on a book.

In the book, the dad doesn't kill Hallorann (the black cook), Hallorann escapes with the mom and her son Danny, and the dad dies in an explosion inside the building. There is no scene with the trycicle and the two girls, nor is there a "Here's Johnny!" scene. Get over it.

Jane thought she knew everything until she realized that The Shining was a way better book than it was a movie.

by Morbidia June 5, 2005

Ball-Shining

The illegal process by which Ball Chowder is harvested.
Customarily, the village idiot, a senile man over the age of 90 will perform the biyearly ceremony. He masturbates into a mason jar, then, scrapes in all of the penile fungus he has developed by way of disregarding personal hygiene. The mixture is allowed to ferment for several decades, whereupon it is taste-tested and subsequently "graded." The largest importer and exporter of Ball Chowder is the nation of England, where the treat is created in every town and village. It is now a 674-Trillion Yen industry, exceeded only by the United States' imports of Saudi oil.

Have you ever had Ball Chowder from Goatssechsschyre, those peeps know Ball-Shining!

by Joey Orgler November 5, 2007

shirking

avoid or neglect (a duty or responsibility):
no object, usually with negative (shirk from) be unwilling to do (something difficult):

she is neither shirking nor lying

by Don rajah December 3, 2013

Shining Celebi

Loser with no life, constantly trying to prove his worth.

Dude, stop acting like Shining Celebi.

by Naked_Gabumon August 28, 2004