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shithouse buzzard

One that stands on a toilet rim to deposit fecal matter into the bowl. This is done to avoid a dirty toilet and catching germs from the rim. Can be noticed by the footprints left on the toilet seat and splashed poop.
After a heavy night of drinking beer and eating chicken wings, Jay pulled a shithouse buzzard in the restroom at the Greyhound Bus Station.

When Mike went into the restroom, he noticed footprints and splashed poop on the rim. This led him to call out in the club "How is the shithouse buzzard?"
by Jenna Page, Slow Talking Jay November 11, 2013
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shithouse poet

This is the dude who writes funny shit themed poems on the walls of bathroom stalls. He mainly works at IUPUI in Cav Hall 2nd floor, but I'm sure there are more poets in the world!
"The Janitors work is all in vain the shithouse poet strikes again!" - Shithouse poet Left in the 3rd stall from the right Cav Hall 2nd floor.
by Mike Oxlong...seriously November 18, 2004
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brick shithouse

originally from an outdoor toilet, now used to describe a big-framed male or female (usually derogatory for the latter)
'whoah, shes a big girl'
'yeah, built like a brick shithouse'
by BlinginMongHead January 7, 2005
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brick shithouse

A descriptive term of approval used to describe the figure of a woman as being voluptuous.
Random posted a picture of her navel piercing and I noticed that she's built like a brick shithouse.
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chink shithouse

a chinese buffet with lil or no selection with a low price tag to eat
yo man im hungry lets go to the chink shithouse for lunch
by cujo249 January 22, 2011
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rangoon shithouse

A really smelly place (especially a toilet).
"Gee whizz Andy... I've just dropped 10 pounds of mashed up Dundee Cake in there... it's a rangoon shithouse."
by Peter H. Groves September 18, 2007
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brick shithouse

by m September 24, 2003
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