a girl who has dated and/or fucked 2 or more people in the same crew. maybe 3.
WARNING: do not date a homie smasher. these girls may seem like they've changed their old whorish ways but please believe me: the haven't. and you're gonna look like a dumbass.
WARNING: do not date a homie smasher. these girls may seem like they've changed their old whorish ways but please believe me: the haven't. and you're gonna look like a dumbass.
"yo i heard steve's dating suzie. she totally fucked brian, jake, and zach.. thats three ...damn that bitch a homie smasher."
by rustyshacklef0rd October 14, 2013
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Get the pasty smasher mug.Joe you see that white girl over there , which one billy the one in red with all the black guys, yes the one in the red joe that's called a chocolate smasher.
by Jerm the Jerm February 25, 2017
Get the Chocolate smasher mug.Used to prod midgets out of your way. Usually telescopic in design for greater distance. At full length, can be swung like a bat to provide more clearance at 2-3 midgets in one fowl swoop.
"That guy has the longest midget shaster I've seen."
or
"He had such a long midget shaster he couldn't keep it in his pants."
or
"He had such a long midget shaster he couldn't keep it in his pants."
by Nelson76 July 1, 2005
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Get the Fanny Smasher mug.A coconut smasher is the supreme leader of boners. It is what you get when your penis is hard enough to smash an actual coconut.
Caution: Using a coconut smasher for dick slapping maybe harmful for your bitches.
Caution: Using a coconut smasher for dick slapping maybe harmful for your bitches.
Buster: What is that bulge on Thad's crotch?
Me: Looks like he is getting a coconut smasher. He always gets one while watching Top Chef. Padma owns him.
Buster: Damn! I hope his boo is not into clitoral slapping.
Me: Looks like he is getting a coconut smasher. He always gets one while watching Top Chef. Padma owns him.
Buster: Damn! I hope his boo is not into clitoral slapping.
by spicyboss June 18, 2017
Get the Coconut smasher mug.The point of shamsher is to confuse someone, by pointing at either their feet, or the floor down beside them.
In doing so, you may have them confused and looking at one spot, while you walk past them (e.g to some out-of-bounds place)
Another purpose is to make them look stupid, and attack their self-confidence by putting them of the defensive.
It's is especially funny if you 'Shamsher' a teacher, one that is preferably going somewhere in a hurry, or to lunch at the end of class, it will produce hours of laughter after class with mates who already know about shamshering.
In doing so, you may have them confused and looking at one spot, while you walk past them (e.g to some out-of-bounds place)
Another purpose is to make them look stupid, and attack their self-confidence by putting them of the defensive.
It's is especially funny if you 'Shamsher' a teacher, one that is preferably going somewhere in a hurry, or to lunch at the end of class, it will produce hours of laughter after class with mates who already know about shamshering.
Scene from "Freddy Got Fingered", near middle of Chapter 2 on the DVD.
*Metal Detector rings*
Black Dude: Uhh can I help you?
Black Dude: Excuse me!
Black Dude: Can I help you?!!?
Black Dude: 'cuse me!?
Gord/Tom Green: Uhh, it's ok im here with the bag,
Black Dude: The bag?
Gord/Tom Green: The, the bag for thee, uhh, eels...
Black Dude: Whut?
Gord/Tom Green: It's For the Badger, for the badger...
Gord/Tom Green: It's for the...
Black Dude: Whuut?
Gord/Tom Green: It's for the Shamsher...
Black Dude: Whut?
Gord/Tom Green: It's for the Shamsher right there...
Gord/Tom Green: It's for the shamsher...
Gord/Tom Green: It's for the...
Black Dude: Hey, HEY!
Gord/Tom Green: It's ok, it's for-
Black Dude: What are you talking about??!
Gord/Tom Green: I'll be back, Japan 4.
Black Dude: Are you here for delivery?
Gord/Tom Green: J-japan 4...!
Black Dude: Japan 4???
Gord/Tom Green: Shamsher..,
Black Dude: Whh,ut?
Gord/Tom Green: Shamsher.
Black Dude: Japan...4...
*Metal Detector rings*
Black Dude: Uhh can I help you?
Black Dude: Excuse me!
Black Dude: Can I help you?!!?
Black Dude: 'cuse me!?
Gord/Tom Green: Uhh, it's ok im here with the bag,
Black Dude: The bag?
Gord/Tom Green: The, the bag for thee, uhh, eels...
Black Dude: Whut?
Gord/Tom Green: It's For the Badger, for the badger...
Gord/Tom Green: It's for the...
Black Dude: Whuut?
Gord/Tom Green: It's for the Shamsher...
Black Dude: Whut?
Gord/Tom Green: It's for the Shamsher right there...
Gord/Tom Green: It's for the shamsher...
Gord/Tom Green: It's for the...
Black Dude: Hey, HEY!
Gord/Tom Green: It's ok, it's for-
Black Dude: What are you talking about??!
Gord/Tom Green: I'll be back, Japan 4.
Black Dude: Are you here for delivery?
Gord/Tom Green: J-japan 4...!
Black Dude: Japan 4???
Gord/Tom Green: Shamsher..,
Black Dude: Whh,ut?
Gord/Tom Green: Shamsher.
Black Dude: Japan...4...
by James3k September 12, 2005
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