shard bat

A person who will do anything for a toke of meth. Almost worse than a crack-head.
Look at that shard bat begging for a toke.
by SurreyAngel February 19, 2006
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Shard wagon

A vehicle which tweakers drive around while high on meth (usually a later model peice-o-shit with chipping paint)
Oh here comes kyle on his shard wagon...

I can't get in that shard wagon there's girls around...
by smile your gacked December 05, 2010
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bangin' shards

The act of injecting crystal method into your blood stream.
I've been up for a week bangin' shards and chasing the rush.
by Deezyduzit December 19, 2018
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Butt shard

The act of shoving a meth shard into ones asshole.
The butt shard made my asshole feel so good my pussy blew a kiss.
by SD CRAWDAD September 18, 2019
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Shard-born

An insult that implies one was born in dung,

or i.e. born in fecal matter
Person 1: dayumm, that girl over there is nasty looking

Person 2: yeah i know, and i had to sit next her in math last year and everyday she reeked, man!

Person 1: i bet she was shard-born

Person 2: probably. i heard her mother had fistula
by nickJai December 27, 2010
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Shard bus

Oi dardz that's a sick shard bus
by Dardz August 04, 2021
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taint shards

The pieces of shit that didn't get wiped off after talking a shit
I went down on my girlfriend last night, before I knew it a had eaten taint shards
by CandyFrank October 21, 2021
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