shard bat

A person who will do anything for a toke of meth. Almost worse than a crack-head.

Look at that shard bat begging for a toke.

by SurreyAngel February 20, 2006

Butt shard

The act of shoving a meth shard into ones asshole.

The butt shard made my asshole feel so good my pussy blew a kiss.

by SD CRAWDAD September 18, 2019

Shard-born

An insult that implies one was born in dung,

or i.e. born in fecal matter

Person 1: dayumm, that girl over there is nasty looking

Person 2: yeah i know, and i had to sit next her in math last year and everyday she reeked, man!

Person 1: i bet she was shard-born

Person 2: probably. i heard her mother had fistula

by nickJai December 27, 2010

taint shards

The pieces of shit that didn't get wiped off after talking a shit

I went down on my girlfriend last night, before I knew it a had eaten taint shards

by CandyFrank October 21, 2021

Shard wagon

A vehicle which tweakers drive around while high on meth (usually a later model peice-o-shit with chipping paint)

Oh here comes kyle on his shard wagon...

I can't get in that shard wagon there's girls around...

by smile your gacked December 6, 2010

Shard bus

R31 Skyline, sedan or wagon

Oi dardz that's a sick shard bus

by Dardz August 3, 2021

bangin' shards

The act of injecting crystal method into your blood stream.

I've been up for a week bangin' shards and chasing the rush.

by Deezyduzit December 19, 2018