Herpes Spreader

1. Someone who spreads herpes

2. A term used to direct someones attention away from a potential mate

Guy1 to Girl1: Hey there sweetheart how ya doin this evening

Girl1: Good your looking handsome

Guy2 walks up to Guy1 and Girl1

Guy2 to Guy1: How ya doin you ole herpes spreader?

Girl1: Thinks OMG thats not good

Girl1 to Guy2: You wanna shoot some pool or something

Girl1 and Guy2 walk away from Guy1

by cornholous February 19, 2010

muck spreader

1. One who spreads manure.

2. A nasty female who spreads her legs for many men.

Wow look at Tj. He sure is a muck spreader.

Eww Katie is such a muck spreader. Look at her flirt with all those guys.

by Captain Porking February 25, 2014

Candlelight Serenade

A swift and short powerful blow from behind that strikes a man's testicles

If that dude doesnt watch his mouth he's gettin a candlelight serenade.

by Prelude37 May 3, 2008

SUPER SPREADER

-Orgy

An orgy is a party in which people behave in a very uncontrolled way, especially one involving sexual activity.
It was reminiscent of a scene from a Roman orgy.

...a drunken orgy.

Synonyms: party

Coronavirus: Outbreak at Welsh hospital sparked by 'super spreader event'

by WontedPoem3 September 30, 2020

Super Spreader

A highly contagious individual who spreads contagions throughout the workplace.

Watch out for Dolores, she has been a super spreader at the facility.

by Transporter 47 October 8, 2020

Facebook serenade

The act of singing to someone, like your boy/girlfriend.

You're on the phone with your girlfriend, She's upset
She's going off about something that you said
She doesnt get your humour like I do
From your boy/girlfriend a Facebook serenade

by Imma rock U June 13, 2012

Spreader

Someone consumed by the need for spreadsheets

Lesley will go mad if she gets another spreadsheet. Martyn is turning into a real spreader

by Steve Barrett January 27, 2004