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Scoomed

It's everything but nothing, use it to replace a random word.
Me: Did you see Jerry yesterday? He totally got scoomed.
Other person: What the fuck is scoomed
by SDFJADFSJFSDAAFSDJ October 19, 2023
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Scoom

A verb that describes any action created by RHL Eli in the city of Indianapolis.
Why he just scoom her like that!
This food is about to get scoomed im hungry asf.
by RHL_Eli December 23, 2023
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Scroom

Scrooms, widely considered as the most parasitic and disgusting race race, and regarded objectively as a fact as the most pathetic race in existence, they wield abilities infused with immense raw latent homosexuality, such abilities which only those gay enough may understand the true power of. The extent of such power is unimaginable by us humans because we cannot comprehend how one species can be so homosexual yet be so numerous, being compared by many scholars to the common summer ant, which scroom ancestry is directly linked to (hence why they are used often for grips). They bless those who have ascended past the mortal confines of homosexuality and suck the dicks of the impurity that taints this folded plane of reality. Scrooms are the worst race, and let it be known as such.
"Don't ever get head from a scroom, I don't even know how a species that has no mouth can give head that ass, my dick was purple after that"
by dirty donkus January 11, 2024
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SCOOM

Just don’t get SCOOMED YAA HEARD
Shorty just got SCOOMED

Or
I’m tired I been SCOOMING all day
by TRAPLEGAL January 6, 2025
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The Schoomp Effect

The sound of men's eyes when they swivel in their sockets to look at a woman's bountiful bosom. That woman is said to have "the schoomp effect".

Unfortunate side-affects include:
- men gawking at you all night
- getting hit on constantly
- murderous stares from the women who are trying to get their boyfriend's or a hot guy's attention
A hot chick walks into the bar and every single man turns to stare at her boobs instantaneously, unable to help themselves.

The other women in the bar realise that the hot chick obvioiusly possesses the schoomp effect
by aussiechick April 30, 2012
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poopy schoompy

When you pull your penis out of the booty hole, and its transformed into a fudgesicle.
Steyonce will never fuck this kid again because he was poopy schoompy.
by Steyoce May 3, 2018
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nada scooms

when the cowboy girl misses the horse and hits the ground!!!!!!!
*cowboy girl misses the horse and hits the ground!!!!!!!* NADA SCOOMS!!!
by scooms April 26, 2020
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