Scouser

A massive fucking idiot. Has no clue about anything because hes a cunt.

What a scouser. Proper cunt.

by massivefuckinggeeezaa July 22, 2023

Scouser

One who complains endlessly about footballing injustices whilst feigning amnesia about the times it worked out pretty well for them

(See also liVARpool)

Seen all over the internet, a poor scouser crying "I want the game replayed because we didn't get an offside decision - what replay the Champions League final? - that was different"

by NotAManc October 3, 2023

Scouser

Steven gerrard

friend: Hey bro you a scouser?

you: yeh ehmmmm im a steven gerrard la.

by hipookie March 3, 2024

scouser's passport

A local bus pass or ticket, more often than not used to go one stop up a straight road

"Are you walkin into town mate?"
"No mate, got a scouser's passport"

by attackweasel August 4, 2013

Scouser's Laptop

A Takeaway Pizza (in box)

"Im just gonna pop out to get a Scouser's Laptop, you comin'?"

by Buzzy August 13, 2006

plassy scouser

Someone from Birkenhead and not from Liverpool.

Talking in a scouse accent but not from Liverpool "Ya plassy scouser"

by Sticky Vicar May 8, 2007

Vinyl Scouser

Similar to a plastic Scouser with exception a vinyl Scouser is someone born in Liverpool, who has defected too the dark side of the Mersey.

Geds Dad is a vinyl scouser

by Fannybaws1000 January 13, 2011