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scorched earth policy

When someone, male or female, is dumped, scorned, or kicked to the curb by their significant other, they begin to fuck 'everything in sight' to get back at their ex.
Joe: "Dude, I saw your ex making out with the bouncer last night, then I saw them leave the bar together at 2am. I bet he tore that shit up last night"

Frank: ".... time for the Scorched Earth policy muthafuckas!!!!!"
by cagedape March 17, 2012
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scorching my scrotum

basically means someone is pissing you off or cramping your style
by superfly3789 April 11, 2011
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Scorched Earth Villain Era

When you've entered your villain era so hard you go scorched earth, leaving a trail of bruised egos and broken hearts behind you.
Derik: I've got so much confidence lately, and I can't tell where it's coming from.

Jay: You've broken 4 hearts this week alone. I think you just entered a Scorched Earth Villain Era!
by LeGiBehTeQuoIx May 31, 2023
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You just scorched my ass

To burn, brand, or scorch a person's rear-end.
Ryan: "You just scorched my ass."
Peter: "That's what she said... No, that's really what she said... His penis was very hot and he was doing her anally and she said, "You just scorched my ass.""
by Christian Guy January 21, 2008
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scorch the porcelain

When a particularly brutal poo leaves the toilet bowl in need of a good scrub to remove traces of the 'splashdown and slide' of the offending turd, into the deeper waters of the u-bend.
Sorry to scorch the porcelain John. You got some rubber gloves and a brush handy?
by MikeG5 August 17, 2016
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scorched freckle

When you've eaten too much chilli and the next day your bum is burning
Hey Johnny, I had the best chilli last night but fuck me... this morning ive got a scorched freckle !
by frecklemonster June 8, 2019
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