When someone, male or female, is dumped, scorned, or kicked to the curb by their significant other, they begin to fuck 'everything in sight' to get back at their ex.
Joe: "Dude, I saw your ex making out with the bouncer last night, then I saw them leave the bar together at 2am. I bet he tore that shit up last night"
Frank: ".... time for the Scorched Earth policy muthafuckas!!!!!"
Frank: ".... time for the Scorched Earth policy muthafuckas!!!!!"
by cagedape March 17, 2012
Get the scorched earth policymug. by superfly3789 April 11, 2011
Get the scorching my scrotummug. When you've entered your villain era so hard you go scorched earth, leaving a trail of bruised egos and broken hearts behind you.
Derik: I've got so much confidence lately, and I can't tell where it's coming from.
Jay: You've broken 4 hearts this week alone. I think you just entered a Scorched Earth Villain Era!
Jay: You've broken 4 hearts this week alone. I think you just entered a Scorched Earth Villain Era!
by LeGiBehTeQuoIx May 31, 2023
Get the Scorched Earth Villain Eramug. Ryan: "You just scorched my ass."
Peter: "That's what she said... No, that's really what she said... His penis was very hot and he was doing her anally and she said, "You just scorched my ass.""
Peter: "That's what she said... No, that's really what she said... His penis was very hot and he was doing her anally and she said, "You just scorched my ass.""
by Christian Guy January 21, 2008
Get the You just scorched my assmug. by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 23, 2006
Get the damn! i done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earthmug. When a particularly brutal poo leaves the toilet bowl in need of a good scrub to remove traces of the 'splashdown and slide' of the offending turd, into the deeper waters of the u-bend.
by MikeG5 August 17, 2016
Get the scorch the porcelainmug. a semi derogatory name for a member of the Arabic persuasion, directly derived from the term Porch monkey
Hey, heard that new Kwiki-Mart that opened down the street is run by some scorch monkey named Allah.
by kit-n-kaboodle February 2, 2009
Get the scorch monkeymug.