scooch

to be a pest or annoyance

don't be a scooch, my little sister is such a scooch

by Chelsea Martin January 14, 2008

pickle smoocher

A guy that is a fag (not necessarily gay but a fag all the same)

See that loser over there? That pickle-smoocher actullay thought the Colts would beat my Patriots. What a moron.

by Paul January 19, 2004

scouche

a very dirty girl kind of like a couch who gets laid on alot. (slut)

that girl is a dumb scouche

by Jkells February 11, 2009

Zebra Scooch

When a caucasian midget ejaculates between the sholder blades of an African-American women.

Damn!!! You gave shiniqua a Zebra Scooch?! Pretty good for a midget!

by Amir Goldstien June 18, 2006

Scorched Colon

Where you take any long metallic object and place it on something hot (or in boiling water) for an extended period of time, until it's at its peak temperature without melting. Then you take the hot metal object and ram into your ass as fast and hard as you can, effectively scorching the inside of your anus, and, if you play your cards right, your colon too!

I think this sword will do the trick for the scorched colon maneuver..."

by PEANUSMAN April 7, 2011

Scolcher

The biggest fucking faggot in all of the planet. I can't even comprehend the amount of how much a faggot this boi is. He tries way too hard to get pussy. Has 0 pickup game. Oh yeah, he has a 3", ""penis".

Man- I really do hate that little faggot
Kid- The correct word is "Scolcher"
Man-Ahhh, I really do hate that little Scolcher.
Kid- Thanks!

by Iateoutyourmom6969696969699696 July 24, 2016

Scooshers

Scottish word for water that is ejected from a car to clean its windows.

"Here mate, your windscreen is absolutely boggin, turn your scooshers on"

by metalfacemark July 27, 2018