scooch my balls

When someone is trying to get something off you all the time by being rude.

"Hey Tony, I heard you just got paid."
"I just gave you 20 bucks last week, you really scooch my balls!"

by December 30, 2022

Poodle-scooch

An undefined streak like stain on floors, carpets or upholstered furniture

We have to renovate the office, especially the carpets with all that poodle-scooch on it.

by The_Architect July 29, 2016

Poodle-scooch

An undefined streak like stain on floors, carpets or upholstered furniture

We have to renovate the office, especially the carpets with all that poodle-scooch on it.

by The_Architect July 29, 2016

scooch ass

A female who is attractive but no one knows if they are a whore.

Amber, the movie vendor, she is one fine scooch ass.

by VWguy February 22, 2005

Jimmy The Scooch

A verb, used to describe the act of fixing or building something important without having the materials or tools (or both!) on hand.

My damn penis-pump is broken but I haven't the gaskets to fix it... I'll just jimmy the scooch it so that my thursday afternoon isn't ruined.

by mmunch May 04, 2023

scoochee

V - to mooch an indiscrete, but partial amount of a valued commodity.

to borrow (a small amount or item) with no intention of repaying or returning it.

"Lemme scoochee some of that delicious weed cookie you holdin there."

by The Rose of Byron Bay June 19, 2013

Gooch scooch

The thing that dogs do

Dave had an itch so he gooch scooched to the bedroom

by Thatskaterkid August 03, 2022