Noun. Someone who takes dramatic measures to achieve a schwiftastic state of mind; a quality of one who takes that shit to the next level while practicing Schwiftology, and additionally tops the charts of the Schwiftometer.
Man, I was so schwifted out that I accidentally lit the deck on fire and then I had to completely empty the entire apartment before the fire department showed up....straight schwiftaddict.
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In short, freedom, hapenis, and fun is above all other purposes.
In short, freedom, hapenis, and fun is above all other purposes.
Boss: Hi did you shit your pants on the first day of the job?
New hire: Yes I was getting Schwifty.
Boss: Okay I don't care, all that matters is your practice of schwiftism.
COUNTEREXAMPLE: not Schwifty (Schwiftless)
Boss: Hi are your pants still white?
New hire: Yes and I didn't even shit on the floor
Boss: I don't care.. enough to EMPLOY YOU LOLLLLOEHAHSHEHE
New hire: Yes I was getting Schwifty.
Boss: Okay I don't care, all that matters is your practice of schwiftism.
COUNTEREXAMPLE: not Schwifty (Schwiftless)
Boss: Hi are your pants still white?
New hire: Yes and I didn't even shit on the floor
Boss: I don't care.. enough to EMPLOY YOU LOLLLLOEHAHSHEHE
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