Schmozzle

Schmozzle, according to the game Balderdash, is a group of three or more monkeys.

One, two, three, four, five monkeys....Wow, now that's a Schmozzle.

by Some random chick... November 3, 2010

Schmooter

Being an all around good for nothing trickster

" Kelly your a schmooter"

by jonitahns smith October 21, 2010

Schmoner

A very quiet girl who acts like an angel but is really the devil. She is super nice, and has a bright smile. Her bum is un-normal since its so huge.

I met a Schmoner on the weekend. We drank VodkaAAaa, and went outside in the freezing cold. Her ass was so white and had veins.

by Arexxx January 21, 2009

schmooze

Person who can get out of a ticket at least 75% of the time.

Man, Brett Wiggins isn't a schmooze, he couldn't train to become a schmooze if his life depended on it.

by RoJoSoSlow December 7, 2003

schmoozette

Female version of a schmooze.
See: Schmooze.

Susan is such a schmoozette!

by Anonymous September 7, 2003

schoonering

#1
The Action Of Getting Into One's Pants ..

#2
The Process Of Getting Into Ones Pants

I Think SpiderMan Is Going To Do Some Schoonering Tonight

by The(famous) March 19, 2008

Schmoozer

Huge flirt. Usually does it to make one girl feel special in the moment, but in reality does it to many others. A schmooze isn’t a mean person though, they just know what they want in the moment and go for it.

“Damn Zach, you’re such a schmooze”

“What’s a schmoozer”

by Girlinurcar January 18, 2019